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Rate my lemon muffin



It was too stodgy, couldn't finish it.

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It's time for you to swandive into my block list, faggot. If everyone else could do me a solid and refrain from contributing to his threads so I don't have to miss out on undoubtedly riveting content as a consequence, I'd be forever in your debt.

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Oh shut up.

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to swandive into my block list, faggot.
He's eyeing mine up too. I think he's desperate to be on the list of shame.

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Never mind that, what the fuck is on your carpet?

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What is it? It looks like a mouse.

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It looks like a dog toy or maybe a dirty pillow? I'm dying 😂

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And what's behind the door, next to his folded Union Jack? It's like a little Eskimo, with its hood up, ready to pounce, horror movie style.

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I see it hahaha I think it's the couch

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No, it's not. It's too close to the wall to be a couch.

It's probably what I said. Which would make sense, since nothing in Millard's world makes any sense.

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This? Lol


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Yes. It's mere inches from the wall. It's not a couch. It's a small, ghostly Eskimo, straight out of an Asian horror movie. It probably lives in Millard's attic.

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That's the sofa foot rest thing.

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The what now? You mean a footstool?

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The thing that comes out.

To answer your questions, my dad forgot to put butter on the online shop, and my house is closer than the shop and it was sliced ham on my sandwich.

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I think I know what you mean.

I still think it's odd to borrow butter, it's like borrowing tomato ketchup, or something, he should just go to the store.

Cold cuts. Got it.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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That's my dads house. Dog/cat toy, probably.

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Did you return his church wig?

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Oh damn, I forgot about that!

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What?

Yeah, Millard, did you return his church wig (I actually don't even want to know) in exchange for your butter?

Did he hold your butter hostage because you had his wig?

Your family is pretty fucked up. Come on, admit it. Surely you know this. You're like an episode of Shameless.

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He ran out of butter and forgot to order some more, so he asked to borrow mine.

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You don't order butter. You buy it at the store.

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Ok, makes sense. I guess that could be a full time job because you all live in tiny little houses all linked together in tiny little towns.

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And is that where villains live?

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Ooooh you lied, you were up 2 hours ago!

Are you certain that you're American?

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How have I lied?

I don't sleep for very long.

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It can't be a mouse. Your family would've eaten it already. Or borrowed it, or whatever.

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Aha, that's just how it came.

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How you came?

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