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Actually, that one is me. I was hired as a shower curtain model years ago. That was before the weight gain.
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Damn. And here I'd always fantasized about you as being the 4th one. Thanks for bursting my bubble. Thanks a lot!
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It IS me! That's how I look from the back.
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Well, alrighty then!
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You never fail to put a smile on my face lol
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Aww π
Does that mean my threads are your Happy Place?
Does that mean my threads are your Happy Place?
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Captions:
#1: Ma, is that you? How many times have I told you to stay out of… Oh OK you have a point!
#2: When it is OK to have beefcake in the bathroom.
#3: Ever since her popularity with Disney waned Ariel had no reason to watch her weight anymore.
#4: Dominatrix or Drainoatrix? "You will not let the drain get clogged you naughty boy!"
#5: With those short arms you had better help with scrubbing it's back and drying it off!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
#1: Ma, is that you? How many times have I told you to stay out of… Oh OK you have a point!
#2: When it is OK to have beefcake in the bathroom.
#3: Ever since her popularity with Disney waned Ariel had no reason to watch her weight anymore.
#4: Dominatrix or Drainoatrix? "You will not let the drain get clogged you naughty boy!"
#5: With those short arms you had better help with scrubbing it's back and drying it off!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
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The second one is supposed to be Henry Cavill, lol. Here's a better look:
The second one is supposed to be Henry Cavill, lol. Here's a better look:
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Boing!
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
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Oh, what a monster!
She's gonna feel it in the morning.
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
She's gonna feel it in the morning.
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
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lol, hopefully she'll say, "I just remembered, I have to wash my hair" and then run away.
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Whoa!
Holy shit!
You have any idea what that is from?
Notice how the head looks very much like a dick head?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
Holy shit!
You have any idea what that is from?
Notice how the head looks very much like a dick head?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
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I don't think I've seen the movie, but it's from this (you have to sign in to watch the second video):
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Goddamn!
That is just one fucked up thing in a movie full of fucked up things!
A search led me to this.
Not the same movie but another crazy one.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
That is just one fucked up thing in a movie full of fucked up things!
A search led me to this.
Not the same movie but another crazy one.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
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LOL, WTF?
I was hoping it was just a parody trailer, but it's a real movie!
I was hoping it was just a parody trailer, but it's a real movie!
Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'.
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Not that I will seek it out to watch it but if it happened to cum on TV, which I won't expect, then I might watch it out of curiosity as I used to do with horror movies.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
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We should have a board movie-watching party, so everyone can watch it together at the same time.
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W. T. F. ?
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
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You forgot the one with a shadow of a women but with a penis dangling between the legs.
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I just looked and I can't find any (yet), but I found these:
I also found this towel:
I also found this towel:
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What's futanari?
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Futanari is the Japanese word for hermaphroditism, which is also used in a broader sense for androgyny. Beyond Japan, the term has come to be used to describe a commonly pornographic genre of eroge, manga, and anime which includes characters that show primary sexual characteristics from both females and males.
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You mean the stuff that Springheel and Patrick jerk off to.
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Spice things up and get the dinosaur shower curtain!
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"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
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It's so "me" though, isn't it? lol
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
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False advertising! Goodbye!
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That's ok when it's a parody, like this thread from almost three years ago:
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/I-exposed-myself-to-a-lion!-Proof-inside!-3243034/
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/I-exposed-myself-to-a-lion!-Proof-inside!-3243034/
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Get back here and ogle my shower curtains!
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*BOING*
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warrenβ¦" - Robert Duvall
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Well at least you didnβt call them mudflaps
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