Paranormal : Have you ever seen a UFO?

When eleven years old, nigh on 20 years ago, I was in the back of the car, travelling to the cinema with my parents. It was around sunset and I witnessed a very bright light in the sky, which we took to be a star. As we went along it appeared to get bigger. Anyway, after a few minutes and I look out the window into the woodlands beside the road and there is a craft hovering, with colourful lights beaming out, and windows with little beings at some kind of control panel, they had large heads and eyes, beige skin and grey shellsuits. One of them facing the front seemed to be looking straight at me. I was terrified and never said a word to anyone for many, many years. Anyway, that's my little alien anecdote, how about you, have you ever seen one?

Aliens just want to fuck.


Have you noticed they don’t have dicks? Imagine how shitty life must be for them. No vaginas.

They just want to fuck and be fucked. To love and be loved. This is why they bring you aboard their mothership and give you brandy and robot sex dolls, to study your cocked or pussied ways. They probably knock you out to measure your genitals and recreate them for their human skin suits.

Fucking aliens, man. ET phone home.

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Please shutup.

I suppose they're evolved to an extent where they don't need parts.

And then you woke up.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

LOL
True.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

There's a short version of it available? Too much to read

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

ACTUAL ALIEN BEINGS by the Christ. Actual alien beings.

STFU, you ass kissing dog killer!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

Im not sure if I saw UFO. But I know for a fact I see followers of the Antichrist everyday, everywhere. It's like 70% of the world population accepted the mark of the Beast. The Beast came from the Heavens which is out in deep space supposedly.

Blimey.