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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

fUCK. I take a piss and shake the shit out of my cock and even take a square to wipe and then while I'm walking back to my desk I feel a drop of piss go down my leg and can't change on the clock and have to wait til almost 6pm before I can change.

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

Get a piss bag attached to your leg then you won't have to worry about it anymore.

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

Anymore than 2 shakes is a wank.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

They have dick-shakers on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous.

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

dont piss unless you really have to go. many people pee when they dont really have to just because they're walking around and dont want to sit down and get back, and those who can't handle piss or shit in their system

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What mean square? Use obvious towel, paper.

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Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

What the fuck is going on in here?!



If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHAKE MY DICK AFTER PISSING?

You're too impatient. Stick over the never mind
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