The Soapbox : Poll: Mange and Donna were both tragically killed by the Filmboards Curse

Mange died a couple years ago after the curse fell on him and he began babbling nonstop about conspiracies and shadow people before tragically withering away from his fighting weight of 112 pounds down to 90 pounds, losing his hair and his mind in the process. We recently learned that Donna had suffered a similar fate (I don't know all the details yet but RIP Donnakong.) Several other posters seem to be following in their paths (azn, miley, christina, mmc2, cuck_venom, Adlebrain, Rocketman, Mortsaltfan) though it's uncertain if their minds were ever fully functioning to begin with. Some say VHS and Bongo also fell to the curse but this has never been fully confirmed though Bongo did suffer a long, public mental breakdown before his disappearance so it's only logical that the curse got him too. We can only speculate on the final fate of VHS.

Is the Filmboards Curse real? Will you die a horrible death if you post here long enough?

yes

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bullshit.

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Donna has been gone an awful long time now

Donna is dead. I have confirmed this. Details will follow when I have a how what why when where and who cares.

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It was obvious she was dead by the second day she hadn't posted.

It was obvious she was dead by the second she hadn't posted.

Fixed.

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Why are you googling Donnas name? Fucking doxxer. Creepy ass bitch.

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This would make a good documentary. "Mysterious curse attacks online forum posters".

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If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Nimda once mentioned to me that if his brother had his way he would make the site archive only and just install a bunch of bots so when anyone tried to post they would get zapped.

I think that's what's happening here. A terrible evil is hidden within the code for filmboards. Filmboards doesn't want you to post, but once you make your first post the true evil nature of the site is unlocked and your eternal punishment begins. First it puts you into a trance and you are compelled to post here 24/7, forgetting family, friends, and work obligations. Most are driven to madness in a few mere days. Azn? She used to be the CEO of a big Fortune 500 company and socialite. Miley? A successful singer and model. Itty? A high profile entrepreneur and professional gambler. Look at them now. Look what filmboards has done to their souls.

Some seek solace in the bottle, drugs, or both. But the few who have escaped were the only ones to figure out the only escape is suicide. Many have contemeplated it, and posted their intentions, but few are brave enough to initiate the final solution. It's the only way out, because it's written that way in the code.

It's an evil plan. Wish I would have thought of it first.

*donates $20 to nimdas brother since it's such a worthy cause*

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Bring. More. Sheep.

And the curse goes on and on and on…

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