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Loki, get in here!

@Loki
Retired from international football 5 years ago, but he’s back at almost 40! He’s going to the Euros!



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I love him. He's hilarious.

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The thing about his arrogance is it’s totally justified - he’s scored 501 goals at club level and 62 for Sweden!



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I know. And his accent is awesome.

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I remember the English media didn’t rate him because he hadn’t yet proven himself in England, or against English sides in Europe.

Then he scored 4 goals against them, including this 😂



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It speaks volumes about his ability that he can retire from Sweden aged 35 and be welcomed back 4 years later at 39.

But he is only doing it so he can tick one thing off a list, scoring at a world cup. Yeah its onr thing he has not done yet.

But at least he is coming out of the shadows BEFORE the qualifiers and not expecting to just walk back into the squad when qualification is secured, he is ju8st about arrogant enough to expect that.

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Did you see Che Adams has just announced he’s willing to play for Scotland, now that we’ve qualified for the Euros 😂?

He has a Scottish granny or some shite

https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12247563/che-adams-scotland-call-up-southampton-striker-for-world-cup-qualifiers

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Yeah I noticed he has pledged fealty to the scots. Im guessing Lawrence Shankland has aids or something because Che Adams aint really that good. 11 prem goals in 58 apps is shit.

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Aye, I think we should scrap the rule, unless they’re very good - which he isn’t.

A Scottish parent is as far as it should go I think.

And Shankland had insane stats until he got to the SPL. He has 7 goals now I think this season.

Nisbet at hibs is quite good. Would rather play him than an English dude who knows nothing about us.

Edit - the one real talented striker we have is Leigh Griffiths, but he’s burned out on coke/gambling now. Still, he had his moment



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I just think you would get more passion and commitment out of a true scot. I mean can you really see a guy from Leicester giving it all for the Scots? Playing with a bloody bandaged head? going the extra mile? No! A guy born and raised in Glasgow tho? Yes, I can totally see THAT player headbutting the fuck out of Connor Coady out of frustration. And thats what you want.

How would you feel about Scott Brown coming out of retirement for the euros? A man who has quit Scotland twice.

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Scott Brown isn’t good enough, but I would love to see Allan McGregor come back (also 39).

I agree though. We actually have a nucleus of decent Scottish talent that Steve Clarke is nurturing well.

Tierney, Robertson, Jack, McGinn, McTominay, Fraser, Christie etc are all a decent standard.

We’ve got the likes of Gilmour and Paterson (young Rangers RB) coming through too.

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Not gunna lie, Im also gunna be low key rooting for Scotland to do well at the Euros, when they are not playing England I mean. I'm really hoping you get past the last 16, perhaps go out fighting on pens to an on fire France side or something. Wales too, I always root for the home nations lol.

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What was good about us in the 90’s was we had some decent players, but we had so much spirit! Remember Colin Hendry?



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lol I actually do from 98

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Back then we had Goram, Gough, Hendry, Collins, Lambert, McCall, McCoist etc.

Fuck we actually had some team 😂. Those are all high level EPL players

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Did you see Che Adams has just announced he’s willing to play for Scotland, now that we’ve qualified for the Euros

Pretty sure you know and it was just the way you worded it, but he aint just willing, he is actually in the team at Shanklands expense lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_national_football_team

and fuck me Craig Gordons still going? I thought he retired.

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Gordon was injured for years, but made quite a good comeback for Celtic. Plays for hearts now. Doubt he’s got long left

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Watching the game right now, along with the rest of Sweden.

Zlatan's hairstyle though…

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How did he play? I saw on the LiveScore app he got an assist.

McGinn got an unreal late equaliser for us. He said afterwards he only went for it cos he thought he was offside 😂



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Fairly boring. 😑

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Lol Zlatan was?

Scotland were horrendously boring too. But we’re shit, and we’re playing above our station here.

James McFadden was doing the post punditry analysis last night, and they were comparing his moment of magnificence against France to McGinn’s



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He was a bit slow and made a few bad passes. He almost missed the assist but the goalscorer saved the pass and scored.

Zlatan is still good to have close to goal. He seems older and wiser but I hope he get better with passing the ball.

I can remember two things about Scotland footballwise.
Gordon Strachan and Celtic when Henrik Larsson played for them.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Oh, sorry, I didn't relize this was a pm.

A swede off course.

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Yeah but Filmboards hasn’t attracted a genuine new poster since 2018 so who are you really?

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Oops, am I so strange here. Have I come to an Amish village or something like that?

IMDB was great in some forums and Prometheus was my main forum.

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Omg are you Croft on a sock?

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Who is Croft?
Not a name I remember from Prometheus.

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Would you say resident evil 2 is better than resident evil 4?

I’m sorry, but something isn’t right here.

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Well, I not sure I seen them all and I’m not sure wich ones I’ve seen

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Wut

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The game in general was. All the excitement happened early and then nothing much but a few yellow cards.

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We’re in an interesting position just now. We certainly have no Zlatans, but we have a few genuine talents and a decent manager who is ready to bore the world to death with horrendously negative football.

The thing we have above all else is passion:



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We have no Zlatans either without Zlatan. That's why he's back.

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I was just looking up transfermarkt and they have the Scotland squad worth slightly higher than yours.

Though that’s largely because of Andy Robertson being worth over 60 million 😂.

Just our luck, we get one world class player and he’s a fucking left back who won’t contribute to fuck all.

By the law of averages surely we will get a Rooney or Bale one of these days 😭

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/schottland/startseite/verein/3380

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Every now and then we have a fucking hilarious moment in football. The last memorable one was the fantastic wedgie one of our players dealt a Swiss player. I think it was that game anyway (Sweden vs Switzerland last world cup). I was in a pub at the time and the entire pub gasped in unison then laughed raucously. And drank. Fun times.

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I hated you Swedes for a while, when Henrik Larsson just constantly. Fucking. Scored against us.

What a player tho. Probably the only Celtic player ever I like

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Sorry not sorry.

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Off the top of my head I can only think of three swedes who ever played for us.

Jonas Thern was a good Swedish player, but we got him when he was old. He still scored this tho 🥰



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We've had a few good ones.
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