The Soapbox : Poll: Which guy here has the PRETTIEST PENIS, do u reckon?

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I’m amazed I only have two votes. I figured I’d be running away with it.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Bitte entfernen Sie meinen Namen von der Liste, Vulva. Mein Penis ist nicht schön. Ich habe einmal ein Bild davon zur Analyse an GWNYC1 gesendet. Sie hat 2 Tage lang nicht geantwortet, also habe ich sie gefragt: 'Hey gwnyc1, warum hast du keine Antwort? 'und sie war wie' Wtf ich darauf gewartet habe, dass du den Rest schickst '

Wahre Geschichte

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wow this is almost perfect German! how did u do it? not even Google Translator is this accurate!

and gotcha, but once u are on the list, u stay on the list, i'm sorry Dane, aber so sind die Regeln! but wow, gwnyc is such a bitch!

the sound of your racing heart

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Ich muss ehrlich zu dir sein, Vulva. Ich bin halb deutsch. Es ist auch der Grund, warum Christina so von mir angezogen ist.

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oh my

the sound of your racing heart

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i thought you were part danish?

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Please leva me alone while im talking German to my woman.


Lol but srsly no yes i am Danish

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Vulva

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@SpringheelJack

Neck & Neck! Dick pic sent. Check PMs

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i'm scared

the sound of your racing heart

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Share it with the board!

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Lol i would never, Volcanic Vulva!

the sound of your racing heart

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I've only seen 3 here

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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More than one was posted on the board. Remember Wildman's?

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This was a while back

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Poor soul. Can't even escape dick pics on filmboards dot com.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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"Escape"? Every day I hope my inbox will be stuffed, and it never is.

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Wildman will send you one. I'm pretty sure Fugazi used to send them out to whomever asked, as well.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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I saw Wildman's when he posted it. Fugazi posted his on the IMDb TWD board before the boards closed, so I've seen his too. I've seen several board penises. It's part of message board life!

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Every day I hope my inbox will be stuffed, and it never is.


I live. I die. I live again.

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Indeed!

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Hehehe

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Let's talk about pubes. Which male poster shaves? Who waxes, goes au naturel, creates fun shapes/patterns, etc.?

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I really rolled the dice opening this thread, Lmfaoooo.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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BTW, the winner of the poll will receive a "prettiest penis" sash!

Kind of like this one:

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Ok, now we are talking!

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I wonder if we will start receiving dick pix in pm from guys looking for votes.

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Should I whip it out mayne?


Melting down over top boy

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Nimda or Patrick. I haven’t seen them, I’m just guessing based on the BDE they may or may not radiate from time to time .

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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SophieVulva
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Melting down over top boy

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What do you mean by prettiest?

I'm not sure most guys would want that adjective to describe their power tool…it sounds too femininely and that could taken as an insult…lol

Maybe go with most handsome, but I'm sure most would rather hear incredible, amazing, perfect, thick and tough, huge, Godly, etc

I'm not trying to win a pageant, but I'm quite satisfied with mine.

As for others here, I've seen 8 of them that I recall, though two were anonymous.

Are you okay?

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As a gay man, I can honestly say I would probably suck 0% of penises here, except my own if it was on somebody else 😆

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Wow… someone voted for literally everyone but me. Fuck this shit, yo.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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@ Twiz

Would know
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