Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : A religion for criminals

A religion for criminals

Why are all thiefs, murderers, peaedophiles and whores always followers of Jesus?
Because no one else would ever forgive these people for their awful crimes! Jesus forgives them because he loves criminals and crime. He's the False Idol of Crime!

Re: A religion for criminals

Will Jesus forgive me for speeding?

Will he also pay my tickets?

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Jesus loves and endorses all your crimes!

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Hallelujah ! ! !

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Anyone who follows Jesus, will burn in Hell together with him!

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Because prostitutes walk up and down the stroll carrying the Bible.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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They've got Jesus in their hearts!

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I will give you this. When I was in prison the chapel was full of these idiot holy rollers jumping up and down and singing and dancing. Then when the services let out the biggest hallelujah boys were out in the yard shanking some poor guy. There's a lot of hypocrisy.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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