Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : A religion for criminals
Re: A religion for criminals
Will Jesus forgive me for speeding?
Will he also pay my tickets?
Will he also pay my tickets?
Re: A religion for criminals
Jesus loves and endorses all your crimes!
Re: A religion for criminals
Hallelujah ! ! !
Re: A religion for criminals
Anyone who follows Jesus, will burn in Hell together with him!
Re: A religion for criminals
Because prostitutes walk up and down the stroll carrying the Bible. 
Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Re: A religion for criminals
They've got Jesus in their hearts!
Re: A religion for criminals
I will give you this. When I was in prison the chapel was full of these idiot holy rollers jumping up and down and singing and dancing. Then when the services let out the biggest hallelujah boys were out in the yard shanking some poor guy. There's a lot of hypocrisy.
Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior
A religion for criminals
Because no one else would ever forgive these people for their awful crimes! Jesus forgives them because he loves criminals and crime. He's the False Idol of Crime!