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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Did it involve easter eggs?

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Didn't he threaten to doxx and post pictures of someone's child after that event? Why are you bringing up this sensitive matter again?

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

PAGG and Rocket have cyberfucked. You shouldn't get in the middle of that. I never involve myself in the sex lives of my friends. Just sayin'.

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Everyone knows PAGG came out as male long before Rocket ever posted here. If he didn't know PAGG was a man then he's a bigger autistic virgin than we all thought. Lol.

And I'm not some naive dumbfuck who thinks sex has anything to do with love. But my friends' choices of sex partners is none of my business. Really, you should stay out of it.

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

PAGG came out in 2009 I think. Still, you're breaking bro code by delving into his past sex life. It's not fair to either party. Just sayin'.

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

This happened years ago when Rocket was only 16.

Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS!?!

I just arrived on the Soapbox and had absolutely no clue who he was or what he was.



Can't wait to have to clear things up again in another six months.

I live. I die. I live again.

Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Whatever you was all trying to sabotage me and Patrick.

Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Rocketman was really scapping the barrel by cyberfucking Pagg.

Pagg is like, the least sexy member of filmboards. Even the sex stuff he writes is a turn off. He has no cyberfucking skills whatsoever.

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Patrick, what does that have to do with being a sexy cyberfucker? Like, I bet Pagg couldn't make me orgasm to his words- whether he was pretending to be an adult woman or adult man.

(I don't get off to kids btw.)

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

Lol…how embarassing.

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Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

I find it amazing no one seems to understand just what all went down despite it being brought up over and over again for the last nine years and me having to explain it all each and every time it gets brought up. Now I'm going to start adding twists and shit to keep it fresh and entertaining when I have to go over this again.


So, for the uninitiated, almost exactly nine years ago, I cybered Pagg. Here's what all happened:

I had just arrived on the Soapbox and was absolutely fucking horny and wanted some internet action. I made a thread asking people if they'd fuck me and posted my picture. Sooooo many women said they would. One of them was Pagg. Pagg was supposedly the hottest, sexiest, sluttiest whore bitch on the forum and desperately craved my almost 18-year-old cock (I was really almost 17) and sent me this erotic PM begging me to cyber with her.

I like to play hard to get, so I said to her "Fuck off, you degenerate whore! I'm not interested!"

Pagg then sends me a picture of this absolutely bodacious babe, dressed in Santa Claus-like garments. She had dark, curly hair, and ethnic looking skin. I nearly creamed my pants. Convinced of Pagg's outstanding beauty, I decided to give in and fill her PM box with the hottest white cybering. But I refuse to send her outright smut. I like to use my creativity to come up with an erotic description of all the nasty things I wanted to do to her. I told her things like "I want to fuck your pussy so hard" and "I want to put my big 12-inch cock inside her gaping holes".

Pagg then replies to me with a PM containing nothing but a hundred emoticons. Minutes later, I get another PM telling me that was truly fucking terrible and the worst cyber session she'd ever had.

Then I go to the Soapbox to find that Pagg had posted my cyber PM and was making fun of me and was actually a dude.


The end.

I live. I die. I live again.

Re: That time PAGG had a severe meltdown because I teased him about Rocket.

LAME!


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