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Satan was a Lesbian.



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Oh, it's a book. Not sure if it's based on it, but there's a 1975 porno film, called "Satan was a Lady".

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i dig this.



i masturbate loud as hell and if u don't like that then go to a different olive garden

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Do What Thou Will.

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"Was"?? Is he gone, did he die, or did he convert?



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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Get your pronouns right. It's "she". It's homophobic to imply a lesbian is male.

Butch, I suppose we're working with a pre-existential theory here, like in Mormonism, where Satan had a physical life before becoming a supernatural being. Or it could be a snarky "God is Dead" type of reference.

@Cerridwen

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I was looking at the picture, which is obviously of a male Satan, Kisha.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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Biff, it's obviously a bull dyke Satan with a fake mustache.

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Okay then.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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Forget Satan, who is that lady trying to hit people with a stick?

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Oooooooh, transgressive!

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Lmao what

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Yeah. That's not unusual theory.


Someone showed me a book featuring painters. He focused on a specific one: the artist drew that depicts the serpent tempting Eve in the garden as looking like this. He wanted to know my thoughts about it.




The creature has a feminine face.. Also, notice the shape of Eve's tummy.

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That's actually the creepiest looking Satan I've ever seen.

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I know!! It gave me chills. I expressed that to him and he looked visibly offended by my reaction. I think he said the thing's name was Lilith.

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No, the serpent gave Eve the fruit. Lilith was Adam's girlfriend. Steve was Adam's boyfriend.

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So that thing isn't the serpent at all. Look at its limbs.. It is something else watching Eve take the apple.

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Who's the artist? It looks wonky.

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I don't remember. In fact, I'd forgotten all about it until you posted this thread topic reminding me of this.

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So that thing isn't the serpent at all.

Sure it is. Hugo van der Goes was imagining how it might have looked before it was cursed to go upon its belly (Genesis 3:14).

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So Hugo van der Goes is the artist. I do not like the guy's style. But it's a very interesting take on the serpent.

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It's attributed to Hugo van der Goes. But it's also said that some 70% of his work has not survived, and there's some uncertainty about which surviving works actually bore his hand, and which were done by the school he oversaw, i.e. assistants, copiers, etc.

The panel we're discussing is one half of the Vienna Diptych.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Diptych

§« The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters. »§

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Interesting interpretation. God does curse it afterwards to crawl on its belly. So the assumption would be it had legs before. But like I said, it is one of the most unsavory depictions of the devil or the serpent I have ever seen.
The tempting Serpent is depicted as a bipedal salamander-like creature because it was assumed that the serpent could walk before God's curse compelled it to crawl and eat dust.[2] The human-headed Serpent was introduced into art in the late 13th century.[2] Subsequent Renaissance artists generally abandoned the depiction of Serpent as a human-headed creature.[2]


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Here's another painting.

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This one is just weird.

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Yeah I know. Adam and Eve pose like mannequins. But they aren't modest like in the other photo. Their stuff is all exposed. No pubic hairs either.

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I'm talking about the serpent with the dumb head and the stupid hair.

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Well why didn't you just say so in the first place? That's why you are the wrong person to take to a museum or art gallery.

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Please repent.

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You and God is pissing me off. Please get out of my face and take your Bible with you.. Jesus freak!

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This one is the 'Temptation of Adam and Eve,' 1425-1427, by Masolino da Panacale. It's one of the frescos at the Brancacci Chapel in Florence, Italy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brancacci_Chapel#The_Temptation_of_Adam_and_Eve

The 15th century is full of weirdness in Christian art - objects that look like apparent UFOs to our eyes, fantastical monsters, etc. Hieronymus Bosch worked during this period.

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The snake has a head with thick blond hair, much idealised.

It looks a bit silly but it's quite imaginative.

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