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What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

What

Cheerio.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Spider-Man

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Nobody can go to a Halloween party this year or go trick-or-treating. The most you can do is put on a costume and share videos of yourself wearing it.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Bummer, bro.



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Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Were you planning on going to a Halloween party?

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Were you, bro?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

No. I asked because you were bummed.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

I was joking, bro.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

That’s not true.

Cheerio.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

I will be a swashbuckling rapscallion in search of the booty

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Covid 19

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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I went as the Joker last year so this year I might go as Harley Quinn.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

I'm going as a socially safe shut-in this year! My costume includes a white N95 mask, latex gloves, long sleeves, jeans, a face shield, an aerosol can of Lysol, and bed sores from sitting on my ass for the last several months.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

He's asking after Halloween costumes, not present reality.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

Think of my "public" attire as a series of dress rehearsals for the main event in October. It then changes from reality to dedicated preparation

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

i'm going to contract myself with COVID19, dress as Coronavirus, cough and sneeze in a lot of faces and give a lot of people a Halloween night to remember.

suck it.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

if i'm still alive that is.

suck it.

Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

maybe



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Re: What will your sexy ass be for Halloween?

A bloody hot nurse.

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Maddie from Euphoria.

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