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COVID-19 sex jokes

"If I got a blowjob, I may get what they call the Cumronavirus."
"I don't know if we should kiss. I may get a bad sore throat."
"Does anal sex cause COVID-19?"

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

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Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Dude, I'm trying to be funny.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

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"I would like to sanitize your hard surface"
"Quarantine and chill"
"By law, you are required to wear mask……*sensual tone* to enter my public region."
"Wanna hear dirty secret? I washed my hand for 19 seconds."
"Stimulus package improved my economy and enlarged my….bank account."
"I like my virus like I like my women (or men) because they're easy to spread"
"We can finish our business six feet apart."

I tried.

By the way, the first one is almost funny. Almost.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Bad, bro. Really bad.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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LOL
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