The Dojo : I have mastered autofellatio. Now I want to eat my own ass.

I have mastered autofellatio. Now I want to eat my own ass.

I posted recently about how I was able to lick the tip of my penis. Now I am at such an advanced level in yoga that I can fully deepthroat myself. I have been dedicating two to three hours of yoga per day to reach this goal.

I have heard about a special tribe of chinamen and they mastered the art of autorimming, which is essentially just licking your own asshole. I’m thinking of traveling to meet them so they can educate me in their ways. I heard the head of the tribe has mastered the technique to the level that he can give himself instant orgasms with one lick.

I think the dwarf whose penis I sucked recently could do it. I woke up several times during the night as he had horrendous flatulence. I kept sniffing his asshole and it was just so potent.

Anyway, I woke up and he was bent over licking something. He was very hairy and when he curled into a ball he sort of looked like a cross between Rocket and a hedgehog. Perhaps I could roll him down a hill like Sonic the hedgehog.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to licking my asshole. It’s meant to be one of the most intense sexual experiences one can enjoy.

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The ramblings of a mad man.

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Could this be moved to the Dojo?

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Re: I have mastered autofellatio. Now I want to eat my own ass.

Re: I have mastered autofellatio. Now I want to eat my own ass.

Re: I have mastered autofellatio. Now I want to eat my own ass.

What a weirdo

White wives matter

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Bump

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😂😂😂

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I was banned for no reason. People here are really narrow minded.

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Anyway, I’m looking forward to licking my asshole. haw haw
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