Sex and Dating : Have you ever dated someone that was into something weird?

Have you ever dated someone that was into something weird?

When I was a college freshman I was seeing my college professor. I actually lost my virginity to her. She was black and her name was Big Betty. Anyway, she was into some pretty strange stuff, and often during sex liked to defecate on me. A couple of times she would even wipe her ass on my face. It was so disgusting, particularly given black women don’t use bidets, and often don’t even clean their assholes.

So there would be this build up of shit crusted in her asshole and the smell when she wiped her ass on my face was putrid. The pungent aroma that wafted up my nostrils was overpowering and almost knocked me out. Her asshole was also extremely hairy so huge chunks of dried up shit dangled down her ass cheeks.

I tried to make it stop but despite being almost 60 she had big arms and would easily overpower me. She had a deep, commanding voice and liked to call me her little white bitch, particularly when she plowed me with her massive strap on. As she plowed me she like to sing the Mr Plow song from the simpsons.

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You're a very sick man, PE.

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That’s Steve Lake

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I banged someone from here's mom. Does that count?

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That was a man, PE,

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My password is password

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lol what the fuck dude

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Some guy wanted me to choke him while we were in the cowgirl sex position. I thought that was creepy.

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^ this is the account PE claims isn’t him. Lol idk

Lord President of the Council, Leader of the House, Chairman of the ERG, MP for North East Somerset and I sit next to Boris at Parliament

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No

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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