Food and Drink : WARNING! Romaine Lettuce Found With E Coli!

This is NOT a joke, it's serious. I heard on the radio that they found some Romaine Lettuce wit E Coli. They did not say where it was found. They also said there's a low probability that you would become infected, but that it would be wise to avoid it for now.

So instead of Caesar Salad, get something else.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Ewwww I don’t want E.Colon

So now you're channeling Borat, Naooo?

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Must be the one I shoved up my ass before returning it and exchanging it for a head of cauliflower.

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Boil it, and that will kill all the germs.

That E coli guy really gets around.

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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

I returned the romaine I bought Sunday to WalMart last night. The customer service people knew what was going on, but the produce guys hadn't seemed to have gotten the word. There was plenty of romaine on the shelves, but I couldn't find any of the usual substitutes like leaf lettuce. I don't think I saw any iceberg either.

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"Iceberg DEAD AHEAD SIR!!"



Neither did the crew of the Titanic until it was too late.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

e coli is a better rapper than ll cool j

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I crushed the pathetic loser troll Cuck_Venom and rebuilt him as my toilet

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Romanian lettuce? Must be some that Lara grew!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.