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Just got home from a night of drinking and debauchery

I went to the bar with my fiance and my roommate . I had four Bacardi and cokes, and three tequila/ cranberry juice cocktails.

He wants to go paintballing in a few weeks when he gets vacation but I'm afraid of paintballing because I heard it fucking hurts getting shot with one.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Re: Just got home from a night of drinking and debauchery

Dang! I'd be sooo sick

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No drunk sex afterwards with the fiancΓ©?

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After wanking material?

❀️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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That sounds fun, though! We drank so much sake last night we managed to ring up a $100 bill. Being the chivalrous girl I am, I covered it. My pocket's been hurting me all day today because of it.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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I have a pretty high alcohol tolerance since my Undergrad days of beer pong and Sorority mixers.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Re: Just got home from a night of drinking and debauchery

i have been shot with a paintball ( while wearing the clothing they give you ) it dont hurt at all. It may hurt emotionally if they hit you with a colour you hate, but aside from that its painless =]

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spare some change sir/mam

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My friends who have done it says it feels like getting hit with a BB from a BB gun.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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you friends are lying. It feels like getting kissed by an angel.

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spare some change sir/mam

Re: Just got home from a night of drinking and debauchery

I would tend to believe your friends in this case.




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Just got home from a night of drinking and debauchery

The phrase you wanted there was "it doesn't hurt at all." And you're welcome.




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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But did you have fun?

I had a headache all day because of last night. I had a Bud Light, Heineken, Dirty Martini, a shot of Jack Daniels, and a Margarita. I probably should not have mixed Vodka, Tequila, and Whiskey. Next time, I'll stick to only whiskey. Paintballing isn't so much painful, it's the anticipation of being shot that's the worst.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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I'm glad you can hold your liquor. I definitely had fun, and I only see my fiance in person a few times a week because of our schedules.

Now that he has Vaca coming up I can actually spend entire days with him.


Next time I need Jagermeister.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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That's what I heard also.




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Btw you are so fucking full of shit ,you are typing far to sober

Meh

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I'm not drunk, mechanic.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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We don’t want to read about your boring private life.

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Whose balls get painted?

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It does fucking hurt. Bring protection.

I'm cumming.
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