The Beach Girls : Hey Laddy Laddy La

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Woodyanders said... Lassie has one hell of a stinky twat
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It smells like meat that's starting to rot
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In Lassies cunt I took a shit
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Now even faggots wanna fuck it!
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... In Lassies cunt I took a shit
Hey laddy laddy la

Now even faggots wanna fuck it!
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Lassie's cunt finally got clean
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It took a whole bottle of Listerine
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Lassie's cunt finally got clean
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It took a whole bottle of Listerine
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Now when I hold my ear up to her open
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I can smell the fucking ocean
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Now when I hold my ear up to her open
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I can smell the fucking ocean
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I know this gal name of Sissy Speck
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I put it in right up to her neck
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this gal name of Sissy Speck
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I put it in right up to her neck
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I don't know her, but I know Sissy Spacek
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She was possessed. It was PMS!
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I don't know her, but I know Sissy Spacek
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She was possessed. It was PMS!
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They played a prank on Carrie at the prom
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And everything went nightmarishly wrong
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... They played a prank on Carrie at the prom
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And everything went nightmarishly wrong
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What worked in 76 was Sissy was ugly
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Didn't work in 2013 with fuckworthy Chloe
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... What worked in 76 was Sissy was ugly
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Didn't work in 2013 with fuckworthy Chloe
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I know this writer name of Stephen King
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Everyday horror is totally his thing
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this writer name of Stephen King
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Everyday horror is totally his thing
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Well not quite everyday
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The Lawnmower Man was quite gay
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Well not quite everyday
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The Lawnmower Man was quite gay
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Stephen King has money coming out of his ears
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But Maximum Overdrive reduced me to laughing tears
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Stephen King has money coming out of his ears
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But Maximum Overdrive reduced me to laughing tears
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Sure the movie was lame as fuck
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But the AC/DC soundtrack was worth every buck
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Sure the movie was lame as fuck
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But the AC/DC soundtrack was worth every buck
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AC/DC are the total motherfuckin' jam
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Listening to them makes me wanna slam
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... AC/DC are the total motherfuckin' jam
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Listening to them makes me wanna slam
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That's why they're my all time fav.
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Except when they where fronted by that poofter Dave
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... That's why they're my all time fav.
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Except when they where fronted by that poofter Dave
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I know this guy by the name of Ike
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His dick looks like a railroad spike
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this guy by the name of Ike
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His dick looks like a railroad spike
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I only know one kid named Ike
Hey laddy laddy la

Kick the baby, ready Ike
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I only know one kid named Ike
Hey laddy laddy la

Kick the baby, ready Ike
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Another thing about that guy Ike
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Hairy fat chicks is what he likes
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Another thing about that guy Ike
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Hairy fat chicks is what he likes
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I myself dont mind a hairy fat chick
Hey laddy laddy la

They're always hungry for a little dick
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I myself dont mind a hairy fat chick
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They're always hungry for a little dick
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Hairy fat chicks are total wild freaks in bed
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And since they're always hungry they give great head
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Hairy fat chicks are total wild freaks in bed
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And since they're always hungry they give great head
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Getting a fat chick into bed to date
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Is simple, it's a piece of cake
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Getting a fat chick into bed to date
Hey laddy laddy la

Is simple, it's a piece of cake
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Fat chicks are real easy to find
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Just look for gals with huge behinds
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Woodyanders said... Fat chicks are real easy to find
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Just look for gals with huge behinds
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Fat and skinny had a fight
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Fat swung her belly and skinny went out of site
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Fat and skinny had a fight
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Fat swung her belly and skinny went out of site
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Fat and skinny decided to go to bed
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Fat rolled over and skinny was dead
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Fat and skinny decided to go to bed
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Fat rolled over and skinny was dead
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I wouldn't be so fat and brittle
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If every time I fucked yo momma shed stop giving me a skittle
Hey laddy laddy rainbow

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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I wouldn't be so fat and brittle
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If every time I fucked yo momma shed stop giving me a skittle
Hey laddy laddy rainbow
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This Halloween I'm giving the ladies a treat
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I'm letting them all have a taste of my meat
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... This Halloween I'm giving the ladies a treat
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I'm letting them all have a taste of my meat
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Today's the day for all the country bumkin
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Because todaus the day to pumpkin (pump kin)
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Today's the day for all the country bumkin
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Because todaus the day to pumpkin (pump kin)
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This Halloween I'm doing something dandy
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I'm offering hot ass girls some candy
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... This Halloween I'm doing something dandy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I'm offering hot ass girls some candy
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Don't forget the ugly ones too
Hey laddy laddy la

Take one for the team, as you do
Hey laddy laddy lo

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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Don't forget the ugly ones too
Hey laddy laddy la

Take one for the team, as you do
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I know this ugly chick name of Shirley Hagg
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When I bang her I make her wear a paper bag
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this ugly chick name of Shirley Hagg
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When I bang her I make her wear a paper bag
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Sounds like ole Betty Tanookie
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You can push her face in dough to make a gorilla cookie!
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Sounds like ole Betty Tanookie
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You can push her face in dough to make a gorilla cookie!
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When Shirley has an orgasm she screams and shouts
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And I only bang her with all the lights in the house out
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... When Shirley has an orgasm she screams and shouts
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And I only bang her with all the lights in the house out
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I know a girl, her name is Lisa
Hey laddy laddy la

You can fuck her now and charge it on Visa
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I know a girl, her name is Lisa
Hey laddy laddy la

You can fuck her now and charge it on Visa
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I know this guy name of Jay
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He fucks Lisa twice a day
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Jay
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He fucks Lisa twice a day
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He fucks her twice and cleans his joints
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And earns his frequent flyer points
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... He fucks her twice and cleans his joints
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And earns his frequent flyer points
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Jay is a guy who gets lots of hot ass
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But when it comes to men he takes a pass
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Jay is a guy who gets lots of hot ass
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But when it comes to men he takes a pass
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Not the case for Mr. House
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His philosophy is a mouths a mouth
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Not the case for Mr. House
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His philosophy is a mouths a mouth
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I know this trash film fan name of Reese
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The movies he watches are total sleaze
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this trash film fan name of Reese
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The movies he watches are total sleaze
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Have you ever seen Bad Boy Bubby?
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The opening scene is his mother riding his Chubby.
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Have you ever seen Bad Boy Bubby?
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The opening scene is his mother riding his Chubby.
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I know this guy name of Bob
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His mother slobs his knob
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No I haven't, but it sounds like I really need to see it ASAP.

Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Bob
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His mother slobs his knob
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No I haven't, but it sounds like I really need to see it ASAP.
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Those type of people don't like being called that word with the letters n i g g e r
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That's right, the word is ginger!
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Those type of people don't like being called that word with the letters n i g g e r
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That's right, the word is ginger!
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I know this redhead name of Sally Kotch
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She always has a fire blazing in her crotch
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this redhead name of Sally Kotch
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She always has a fire blazing in her crotch
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Sounds like Al Bundys big red
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She begs for sex but Al says "No, Peg"
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Sounds like Al Bundys big red
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She begs for sex but Al says "No, Peg"
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I knew this guy name of Rick
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I raped his ass with a stick
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I knew this guy name of Rick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I raped his ass with a stick
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Supercalifranchlisticexpalladocious
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Everytime I lick her ass it gives me halitosis
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... Supercalifranchlisticexpalladocious
Hey laddy laddy la

Everytime I lick her ass it gives me halitosis
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I know this loser name of Pete
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He got herpes from a toilet seat
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this loser name of Pete
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He got herpes from a toilet seat
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He caught it cause he was a dumb fuck
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He sat down before the last guy got up
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... He caught it cause he was a dumb fuck
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He sat down before the last guy got up
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Pete thinks he's one really sly fox
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But he's dumber than a box of rocks
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Pete thinks he's one really sly fox
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But he's dumber than a box of rocks
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I call him poofter Pete.
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When he farts his asshole will leak
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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... I call him poofter Pete.
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When he farts his asshole will leak
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I know this masochist name of Jack
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He pounds nails into his sack
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know this masochist name of Jack
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He pounds nails into his sack
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There once was a girl from Nantucket who loved to suck dick.

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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ said... There once was a girl from Nantucket who loved to suck dick.
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I know this guy name of Lee
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He likes to piss in his tea
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Yes, this is really me.
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