Billy Mitchell : Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Man, is this guy a douche or what. Everything from his hair, to his choice in neckties, to his horrifically-ugly wife with the fakest cans known to man, and most of all, his ridiculous attempts to avoid contact with Steve Wiebe. It's nice knowing that 4 of his 5 records have been lost (technically all 5 have been lost, but Twin Galaxies still gives him his Donkey Kong record out of pity).

Re: Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Do you have to attack his wife?

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Sad story. You got a smoke?

Re: Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

I guess I could've stopped at the neckties.

Re: Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Yes.

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But where's the fun in that?

Re: Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Good point.

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Sad story. You got a smoke?

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*beep* his wife!!

Re: Truly pathetic (and in desperate need of a haircut)

Actually, I thought his wife was more physically attractive than a goober like him deserves. He must be pretty well off financially, because she had "trophy wife" written all over her.

Rest In Peace Roxy 9/2/16
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