Politics : Kennedy proved the country could be run by a Catholic president

Obama proved a black man could be president.
Johnson proved that anyone could be president.
Ford proved the country could be run without a president.
Trump proved the country could be run better without a president.
(He also proved a woman could be president too, because he is an emo shemale)

Kennedy was a Catholic in name only. He shtupped more women than Hefner.

BOLOGNA, yeah with a Hx of chronic pain and a broken back.

You bought the hype.

"A stitch in time, saves your embarrassment." (RIP Ms. Penny LoBello)

Does anyone know the ORIGINAL version of this joke?
I first heard it in 1967. It went a little differently then.

He was impotent. Those kids aren't his

Your country isn't run by a president, ya dumb fcking Canuck!

"Your country isn't run by a president, ya dumb fcking Canuck!"

Neither is yours, ya dumb Yank! It isn't being run by anyone. It is in free-fall.

You have a FAKE PRESIDENT. A SO-CALLED PRESIDENT. You have NO PRESIDENT.

Wait! Aren't you the moron I just reported to the FBI and Secret Service?

Your country is still in free-fall. Trump is a buffoon and so are you.

Meanwhile, do you remember the original version of this four-line joke?

I heard it from an American student in England. It is still funny. Maybe moreso.