Aliens : The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

That half-eaten doughnut on the table in the office with the leaky ceiling.

1. How might you speculate what happened to the man who was eating that doughnut? Was that the result of the exact time someone burst in shouting "Guy got a crazy thing attached to his face!"

2. How hungry would you have to be to eat that doughnut


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Must've been a "DUNKIN" DOUGHNUT!

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When I was a kid I thought that doughnut looked like a turd. Brilliant.

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It still looks like a turd.

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LMMFAO I just spit my drink out reading this one.

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no you didn't.

How do you know?

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To me it was mostly eaten, mostlý.



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When I was a kid and saw this(about 10 or 11), I thought that donut looked great. I wanted to eat it and I would have ate it. Why? Well my family lived in poverty when I was a kid. Eating sweets such as donuts were a luxury us. Try living 16 years in the ghetto slums of California cities and you'll find that donut tempting as well.

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mmmm you are soooooo thinking in the box ......

How do you know that an alien didn't sample the doenut ?


after all human meat tasted so gamey bad from under arm sweat fright ?


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Re: The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

It was probably one of the guys who didn't like their cornbread.

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i think the doughnut shgould have its own spin off

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200+. Who knew?


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Nooooooooooooooooooo. How could it be tempting? There was no jam in that doughnut.

lol lol

Not to laugh at your hardships, man, but your anecdote was funny, whether true or not..





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*bump*




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Re: The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

I think the doughnut is wondering how long this is going to take.






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How LONG?
You've been out there for 57 doughnuts.

Can I do something?
What can you do?
I can drive one of those doughnuts. I have a class 2 rating!

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Nice!

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You guys are crazy! That doughnut was wet and soggy. Ewww!



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It's a croissant.

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I would have loved to have seen Hudson pick it up and take a bite as he walked on by.

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that was Hicks.
He's Hudson

Re: The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

Maybe the colonist had a similar experience to Kane,being that when he started to eat he couldn't get it down due to the chestburster.

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That doughnut should have won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.

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Maybe it belonged to Newt




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Lousy

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That doughnut should have won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :D :D

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That doughnut lasted weeks with no weapons and no training.

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Re: The mystery of the half eaten doughnut

Spunkmeyer brought a case of them from his great-great-great grandfather's company:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otis_Spunkmeyer

Otis Spunkmeyer Inc. is a baked goods distribution company widely known for its name and flagship line of muffins and cookies. Although a relatively small company, Otis Spunkmeyer has enjoyed a large amount of success in the industry, with clients ranging from small family-owned businesses and restaurants to worldwide military organizations such as the United States Army. In addition to its famous muffins and cookies, Otis Spunkmeyer also produces frozen cookie doughs and other pastries.

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Some poster scared the ah!t out of me. I thought this brilliant thread was gone!!


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This is great! This is one of the best threads I've ever seen! Brilliantly funny!

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I love the donut shot! Even as a kid I thought, "wow, it must have really went down fast and hard on the colony, I mean that guy couldn't even finish his donut". Amazing how much can be said with a half-eaten breakfast pastry.

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Pastry?

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Yeh! But which half was eaten? and if one of the aliens had scoffed the leftovers maybe they wouldn't have come down so hard on the colonists.Maybe just raided the larder.

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Haha, great title by the way. I thought about that too. What I always thought happened was something like you said. Something dramatic went down which caused the person to leave that delicious doughnut unfinished.

I would have taken a bite because the moisture made it's honey glaze appear extra juicy and delicious.

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Maybe some colonist ralphed out the alien egg and bit it in the process

That laying on the table is an alien face hugger insert thingy that was aborted by a colonist


oh how grosss !!! nes pas ?

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Not trying to be a jerk, but if you're going to speak French...spell it right. N'est pas?

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Dude, that post was made freekin 5 years ago!


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Ripley: "How many doughnuts is this for you, Lt?"

Gorman: "38... simulated"

Vasquez: "How many real doughnuts?"

Gorman: "Two... including this one"

Hicks: *beep*
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