Film General : Movie lines that would be funny with an f-bomb thrown in

Movie lines that would be funny with an f-bomb thrown in

Such as this one spoken by Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring:
"You must not fvcking tempt me, Frodo!"


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Frankly my dear, I dont fcking give a damn

May the fcking force be with you

We need a bigger fcking boat

Badges? We don't need no fcking badges

Fasten your fcking seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy fcking night

Go ahead. Make my fcking day.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't fcking refuse.

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in fcking Kansas anymore.

You can't handle the fcking truth.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna fcking get

There's no fcking crying in baseball

What a fcking dump

Bond. James fcking Bond

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"It's a f-cking trap!"


The future is in the hands of a man who has none.(As in no future, as opposed to no hands.)

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Bond. James fcking Bond



Whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid.

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Coldnaps
Frankly my dear was the very first line that came into my head as well

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I'll get you, my pretty. And your little ****ing dog too!

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That made me laugh as I read it in her voice.

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"GET TO THE FCKING CHOPPA!"

"It's not a fcking toom-ah!"

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my fcking father. Prepare prepare to die!"

"No. I am your fcking father!"


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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"No. I am your fcking father!"


"That's not fxcking trueThat's fxcking imPOSSIBLE!"
"Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be fxcking true!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! Fxcking nooo"


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"Do or do not. There is no fcking 'try."
'"


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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"The phone is dead Vitus, even the f-cking phone is dead!"

"Twas beauty that killed the f-cking beast"

"If they move, f-cking kill 'em"

"Can this be the f-cking end of Rico?"

"Me want f-cking woman!"

"I don't drink f-cking wine!"

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*Hal's calm voice*

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't fvcking do that."

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It changed my life.

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No Mr Bond, I expect you to *beep* die.
*beep* play it again Sam.

You only live twice Mr Bond
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty fvcking ape.
Of all the gin joints in the all the towns in all the world, she fvcking walks into mine.
Well fiddele-fvcking-dee.
My momma said life is like a box of chocolates, you never fvcking know what you're gonna get.



I think in posh English period dramas they would be quite funny.
"Oh, if only this rain would stop! If only you would fvcking stop."

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"I'm f-cking Batman."


The future is in the hands of a man who has none.(As in no future, as opposed to no hands.)

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as you are fvcking the batman

just a joke

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There's a fúckin' snake in my boot!

Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for fúcking!

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets fúcking everywhere.

I'm king of the fúcking world!

Fúcking Rosebud.

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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY *beep* SWAMP?!"

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They call me MR fcking Tibbs

Show me the fcking money

I want to be fcking alone

Fcking elementary, my dear Watson

Today, I fcking consider myself the fckking luckiest fcking man on the fcking face of the fcking earth.

Alive! It's fcking alive!

Let my people fcking go

Hey! I'm fcking walkin here

Pay no fcking attention to that man behind the curtain

Houston, we have a fcking problem

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Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you fcking know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.

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Open the f|ucking pod bay doors, HAL.

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Supercalifragilistic-f^cking-expialidocious

As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every f^cking way."

You are a f^ king sad, strange little man and you have my pity.

Whoa! Whoa! Wait, Wait Wait! I know you, youre Mufasas little f^cking stooge.

E f^cking T, phone home.


Whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid.

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As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every f^cking way."



Jake is a snake.

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Yabba Dabba *beep* Do

You've have fvcking Mail

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not fvck I'm telling you why. Cause fvcking Santas on his way

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Yabba Dabba *beep* Do

You've have fvcking Mail

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not fvck I'm telling you why. Cause fvcking Santas on his way

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Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!

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Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the *beep*ing kitchen.



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I've got a bad f-cking feeling about this

Don't forget I'm just a f-cking girl, standing in front of a f-cking boy, asking him to f-cking love her.

Toto I have a feeling we're not in f-cking Kansas anymore


California ber Alles

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F-cking begun the clone war has.



California ber Alles

The Third Man

Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The fckn cuckoo clock. So long Holly.



I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.

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"Come up and see me some f-cking time"

"Going my F-cking way?"



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and some movie titles:

Shane! You F-cker!!!

The Bride of F-ckingstein

The Wild F-cks

You Can't Take it F-cking With You



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