Malcolm in the Middle : Favourite episodes/ scenes?

Personally I loved any Malcolm V Reese episodes where they have some kind of battle of wills. Especially when it leads to some ridiculous situation where they both lose all sense. For example, the one where they both stay awake for days because they're afraid the other is going to glue their face to the floor!! It cracks me up.

I love all of Francis' outbursts about Lois.

I love anything with choreography and musical talent like when Comandant Spangler gets the class to sing Candy Man.

I love it when someone completely loses control of themselves. For example when Dabney has a breakdown about his mother and paintballs his bully to a pulp. 'BRUSH YOUR OWN DAMN HAIR!!'

The episode health scare when reese and malcolm sneak out of their room to a party and they setup fake dolls in thier beds that look like they're sleeping. then hal comes in and has a full convo with them and goes to hug reese and the balloon pops and hal screams lol.

the intro where hal accidentally throws a spider out the front door right in Lois's face, and then dewey is like, "just get in your car and go". lol hilarious.

also when malcolm and reese thought each other was gay and were dancing.

As for whole episode, i liked the whole bully episode and the one where hal rents a steamroller. (pretty much any ep where hal is doing something crazy like skating or speedwalking.)

The bowling one.

Traffic Jam - A,B,C,D.

The forwards/backwards episode. I can't believe that entire feud started over a blueberry, LOL.

Haha hal sleepwalking..when Jessica convinces the brothers that each other is gay .
Hal vs the bee lol when he won by running his car into a wall..all to kill a bee LMAO
Hal at the seminar and is so bored he's playing tic tac toe with himself

The episode in which Malcolm and Reese both thought the other one was gay. The scene where they were both dancing to Abba to show their support was absolutely priceless. I haven't seen that episode in years, but to this day it makes me laugh if I'm randomly reminded of it.

Does anyone know what episode number that was? I know Malcolm in the Middle deserves a complete rewatch, but I don't watch comedies much these days and I'm still (slowly) making my way through my complete rewatch of The Office.

It's from season 6, and called Pearl Harbour.

favorite ep is the krelboyne circus because it just sort of has everything that makes malcom a great show. love that national geographic part with reese hunting the krelboynes and francis having an entire relationship with a girl in one afternoon. and francis is home which is always a plus. waterpark is up there too

Dewey's Opera!!! Brilliant episode.

My top fav eps, from each season;
1. Red Dress
2. Traffic Jam
3. Book Club
4. Zoo - which is my ultimate fav.
5. Watching The Baby
6. Reese Comes Home
7. Lois Strikes Back

As for scenes, there's a lot.
1. Home Alone 4 - the boys cleaning the house, Malcolm Babysits - Reese dropping Malcolm's toothbrush in the bog, Sleepover - the opening, Rollerskates - Reese rollerblading in the house and Malcolm swearing, Water Park - when Malcolm pushes Lois in the waterslide
2. Lois' Birthday - Hal's angry rant with the boys and the clown fight, Dinner Out - the hungry seals bit, Robbery - Craig's sad song about Lois, Kreylborne Girl - Lois and Dewey's heart-to-heart about germs, New Neighbors - Dewey's skipping song, Hal Quits - the painting bits, The Grandparents - 'he sounds like girl', Dewey's haunting flashbacks and the grenade bit
3. Episode 2 - Francis' rant towards Lois, Health Scare - Hal and Dewey's scare scene, Christmas - the boys' bauble fight and Francis winding Ida up with the musical card, Reese Drives - the whole driving scene, Hal Coaches - Malcolm destroys the computer
4. Episode 2 - "If you do this I'll never have sex with you again", Grandma Sues - Ida slipping over the leaf, If Boys Were Girls - Lois' fantasy world scenes and Frances' bit, Garage Sale - the boys' flashbacks on their items, Day Care - Reese flies and sings Amazing Grace
5. Reese's Apartment - Reese gets chucked out of the house, Malcolm Visits College - Dewey's piano bits, Polly In The Middle - Jamie's bits, Reese Joins The Army - the enlisting
6. Hal's Christmas Gift - the car battle, Malcolm's Car - the car scenes, Ida Loses A Leg - when Ida saves Dewey's life, Francis and Ida bitching about Lois and Malcolm and Reese gluing their heads to the floor, Ida's Dance - Hal nearly stabbing Malcolm and Dewey and Malcolm loosing their hearing
7. too much to mention

Burning man episode was great!

Burning Man is one of my favorites.

'you;ve been on the couch for four days!'

the bedazzler!

the cat puppet show!

'there's asbestos in our ceiling! there's asbestos in our ceiling!'



anything said by Ida!




Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.