Britney Spears : People are worried she is dead

I read somewhere once that whenever something big is going on they use Britney as a distraction for the general public. Balenciaga have just been outted as pedos and now people are worried Britney is dead because of a bunch of sketchy videos. That, and she deleted her insta 24h after people started to suspect she is dead, but she has been known to deactivate it randomly so I doubt that has anything to do with it. It's all too convenient tho.

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My password is password

No big loss

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My password is password

Christina?

Her "fans" aren't normal people. They complained, and complained, and complained about giving her her "freedom". Then she gets it and they are having trouble coping with the fact she's actually this nuts so now it's this new theory. She's dead and/or not the one posting videos of her seizures….err, I mean dancing.

Her fans are what made people realise something is wrong. And now they're worried again. We have got to trust these bitches. They're nuts and will be on it!

I’m not I’d be celebrating

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I’m creepy and I’m kooky , mysterious and spooky

Her fans are as crazy as she is.

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Bingfuckingo. Ever read their gibberish? EVERYONE is in on it. Doctors, lawyers Britney's entire family, now her husband. "It's everybody else" is TEXTBOOK crazy people speak.

Who cares?

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

She came to visit the island some years ago and we were secretly married in a pagan ceremony underneath the full moon in Mermaid Cove but me nan was outraged and annuled it quickly that was a very close call indeed but one good thing happened because of it the next day I began cultivating my army of sandcrabs (who bonded with me for life according to the doctors down at the free clinic) during the bedding ceremony which i filmed with a hidden camera and is available to view online for a small fee!

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Keep on smiling!