The Walking Dead : Put yourself in Bentley's shoes for a moment
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reported : doxxing
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Re: Put yourself in Bentley's shoes for a moment
Fan fiction about another poster, especially of the lengthy variety, is pure creep factory.
Congratulations, you have planted your feet firmly in bentleys shoes with bentley still in them!
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
Congratulations, you have planted your feet firmly in bentleys shoes with bentley still in them!
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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Did you see that giant 0 over there, hungry? That's the amount of ****s anyone here gives regarding your opinions. Go walk it off, will ya?
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Yes I did, and that giant zero was you.
Enjoy your Bentley fanfic, creepy ******.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
Enjoy your Bentley fanfic, creepy ******.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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******
Thar she blows! Spewing those slurs like a proper hillbilly.
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In fairness, slurs are funny.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
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They are! Especially in a hillbilly accent.
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To be even more fair, he's a huge ****** that sits around in his trailer
during the daytime dreaming of fanfic stories to write about male posters instead of working then gets overly insulted feelings when it's pointed out how gay and creepy that is.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
during the daytime dreaming of fanfic stories to write about male posters instead of working then gets overly insulted feelings when it's pointed out how gay and creepy that is.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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You are clearly projecting, sir. Rein it in!
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@ hungry talking like someone who knows me to someone who actually knows just about everything there is to know about me.
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The hilarity of an unemployed middle age gun nutjob from Texas who spends his days and nights gossiping with women and writing fanfic about other dudes online… Priceless!
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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The hilarity
Proceed, please!unemployed
LOL, wut?
middle age
Pot? It's kettle
gun nutjob from Texas
Fuckin' A!
spends his days and nights gossiping
Pot, that you again?
women
Oh yea!
writing fanfic about other dudes online
Jealous that Ash hasn't written one about him yet. It's coming though…
Priceless!
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Steers and queers. No secret which one you are.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
Re: Put yourself in Bentley's shoes for a moment
I mean if you say it, it must be true!
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Let's not get carried away now. You must be thinking about Sir Selfie, ala Beatlebubbles, aka Fugazi. He's 6' tall, 6'9" with the mohawk.
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I know, I do get carried away when I'm exposed to a man such as the likes of yourself
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whatever! I'm just words on a screen, man.Now if you want a REAL FiBo man, Millard is the male for you. Turnippy cheeks, dripping shower selfies, a shaggy beard, deep-rooted hatred for all thing monarchy… whew-wee! Happy hunting!
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You've convinced me!
Say! You're quite good at match making, have you had much practice?
Say! You're quite good at match making, have you had much practice?
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Ash is very studly. Bearded military man who happens to be doing a graduate degree in the humanities. Wields the pen and the assault rifle with equal ease and efficacy. Adored and desired by most of the women here and some of the men (Fugazi likes him and hungry gets all excited by him).
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It was meant to be quite serious.
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You're welcome. Brace yourself for hungry coming in here and furiously lambasting both writers of creepy TWD fanfic…..
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Seems like the good ones are always taken, doesn't it?
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And you type up creepy, erotic fanfictions about Fugazi on the daily. Walk it off before you become pretzel legged.
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No, he's a retard.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
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Stay safe, get vaccinated, you're at risk for Monkeypox.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot
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you realize that the dream isn't what you thought it would be. You discover that many students in the Humanities are little more than programmable robots.
But isn't that the dream of all college professors?
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Goddam, this is brilliant! Also uncannily close to the truth. I'm retiring for ever!
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Hungry hates everything, it’s kinda his thing. Don’t take it personally.
I for one thought it was brilliant.
Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion
I for one thought it was brilliant.
Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion
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I don't sweat him. He's an angry man.
Gratsi!
Gratsi!
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for ever!*forever
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The difference between forever and forever is that forever is written as one word in American English and as two words in British English.
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Forever and ever you'll stay in my heart and I will love you forever and ever…
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I have always had cordial feelings towards you too, despite the blurriness of your online identity.
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I use this profile when I'm on my phone, I'm cheeky when I'm on my laptop, my darling
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Geez! You have to publish that before I can read all of it
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he is the power point version:
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Put yourself in Bentley's shoes for a moment
Life is swell! You are teaching a subject you are passionate about for a living. You also get to sip your Earl Grey in your office located on the 7th floor of The Ivory Tower. Your professional life molds a smile across your face as your spoon creates a gentle whirlpool of sugar-infused leaf water.
"I get to teach Tolstoy, Joyce, Faulkner, Dostoevsky, and Nabokov for a living!"
However, as the years advance, you realize that the dream isn't what you thought it would be. You discover that many students in the Humanities are little more than programmable robots. They regurgitate literary interpretations from what you tell them the authors of the great works mean. They then take your thoughts and pass them off as their own "great insights into the mysteries of the classics" while lounging in local coffee shops, wearing berets and les écharpes, and playing with hackysacks while the local barefooted street musician plays Dave Matthews songs with an "acoustic coffeehouse twist."
Sigh. At least their politics are also your politics. Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen!
However, there is that occasional rogue student who interrupts your scholarly Zen. "That one, he/she/they/them/who/what/when/where/why will to have to work extra hard to pass," you think to yourself as you glare over your cat-eyes glasses. But you aren't an unethical bastard. You realize that you are missing something to reignite your inner passion, and you don't know where to find it.
Time passes, slowly revealing a horrifying truth: You are reading your own papers as you grade them. Naturally, they are nowhere near your quality, so you take solace in that fact. However, there are no outlier thoughts, arguments, or unique interpretations (except for you, Roguey)…
That's it! No arguments!
To satiate your thirst for verbal conflict, you register an account for www.filmboards.com, one of several derelict lifeboats for IMDb cast-offs. While most of the floating masses on FiBo are former Soapboxers, you find a TWD boat. Climbing aboard, you make yourself comfortable and claim it as the CFAV dbentley666.
Settled in, you scan the horizon for topics to generate. Being a survivor from IMDb TWD, you know that on-topic discussions are not acceptable! Then, at 180 degrees, you see what your heart longs for.
"Conservatives!"
You reach for the nearest oar, wielding it like Arthur when he pulled Kaledvoulc'h from the stone (you call it Kaledvoulc'h instead of Excalibur because your inner snob demands you speak in high tones to flaunt your education to the masses of dolts that share messageboard space with you.) Pulling out your red Sharpie for marking papers, you elegantly write "Shit-Stirrer" and proceed to row in the direction of the silhouettes.
After summoning chaos and providing analysis afterward, you disappear for weeks, your inner self filled with joy to sustain you through the remainder of the semester and those "Less Than Bentley" papers.
This is the process you have done for the past few years, and you love this ****!