The Soapbox : Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

I reckon everyone has wanted to actually fight someone here at one point. Even the more docile posters probably have been fixing for a scrap before. So, please, friends, tell us all which posters you'd like to swing on with a pair of brass knuckles.

My list:
Orson
Vlad
Nimda
Twizlee
Patrick
Rob
Ash
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Panther
Dazed
Sophie
Monicah
He Cant
AyeLewis
Geefish
Cuck Venom
Yermom
MovieMan
Loki
Klam
Cerridwen
Chase
Corwin
Jared Kushner
Kork
NZer
Margo
Zolotoy
Wildman
Bee
Penny
CCCP
Fugazi
Toasted Dick Cheese
Nettie
Hutch
AJ
Miley
Christina
PAGG
Rouge
ITTY
PE
Lilith
Lara Croft
DeliciousFeet
Pandora
Kuatorises
Hungry
Millard
FRTT
Dane
RussellWilson/DK Metcalf
Anna
Hep
Snow
Crypt
Anthony Rocks
Joc Spader
Davenport
MortSahlFan
Stygian
6ixskins
Cornell
Crystal
Donna
Raven
Bentley
Mark
TheBookMark/GayBear
Gwync
Shooter
Pop
Pinky
Gameboy
Warren
JaneMarie
Funguy
Steffi
Allaby
LordVoq
Bigbadwolf
Conman
Fernando Poo/🍕 👁️
Azn
Ebony
Ballzy
Thirsty
SpringheelJack
Pvibes
Gomez
Jack (Land Before Time)
TaraDeS
Jan
DrakeStraw
Jasno
Uncreative
Wanton87
Cardsharkplayer
Ser Buscemi
Darth
Catbug
Juan Kerr
MagneticMonopole
Jcurl
Steve Lake????
TSP
unex
PreachCaleb
Ben
Plgynn
Horatio
Spectre
BMF
Erica
MooseIndian
Chickaboom
RockaDee
SealedCargo
Chronic J
Majestyk
Hownos
Kentry
Evariste
Slatch
Lina
RussellNash
Chad-Warden
Video-Store-Vagrant
SoFarDown
Soggybottom
Muffinking
mowlick
TaRaNRoD
MrAmerica
RynoII
Anon Ymous
MiketheMechanic
FilmFan9
First_Servant
Jcarter
Brandon90210


I'd wreck all of you.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

😔 you would fight me?

https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20804259/permalink/#p20804259

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

I SAID TOP 8

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Is this list in order of excellence? You seem to have all the legends towards the top and the retards at the bottom

LOL

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Sure, let's go with that.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Even in a list I'm stuck between Millard and Dane. Send halp.

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🪽

i wanna fight with a hot girl.


@Loki for example. but it wouldnt be so much fighting as just fucking.

ok she can hit me first.


ive said too much




goodbai

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

😅😘

I expected a much harsher reply. I don’t remember making this post. I was that drunk an hour ago.

I’m sorry! I’ll send nudes to make up for it.

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

My initial response was to makes a note *he likes slap and tickle and inform you that I have heen known to slap harder then expected went with the smileys in the end. 😅 Didn't want to freak out your Swedish sensibilities.

I like the slaps tho…

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Really anyone as long as it's legit and paid for. I'd prefer to fight someone I get along with. Like a fun sparring match. Fighting over drama feels pathetic.

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from the river to the sea

but youre fighting Hungry already.

how many more? you really need anger management

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

No, not out of anger. I don't wanna fight over drama, but a sparring match would be fun with anyone.

Kinda wanna fight Sophie. She'd probably kick my ass. Probably has spidermonkey energy.

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from the river to the sea

No girl could beat up a guy.

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My password is password

Wrong.

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from the river to the sea

You know you would knock Sophie out in one hit. Cut the BS.

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My password is password

I'll have you know that Sophie once beat off 8 cops only using her fists.

You ever beaten anyone black n blue?.

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My password is password

Never.

Only women on the web?

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My password is password

You don't know that. I'm strong but slow. Sometimes a fast and small person can kick ass. I beat Zangief with Chun Li several times lol.

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from the river to the sea

Doesn't matter. Getting hit by a girl is like getting hit by a kid, you barely even feel it, and hitting a girl is just like hitting a kid, they go down in one punch. Trust me.

-Rocketman

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My password is password

Not all the time. Generally, men are stronger than women, but it's not like one to one. Like Frtt could probably beat the living shit out of Millard, even if he didn't like that kinda thing.

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from the river to the sea

Anyone could beat the shit out of Mi'lard.

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My password is password

Proving my point.

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from the river to the sea

😍

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https://us21.chatzy.com/m/54858866758294

Fighting for the sake of fighting is the way to go. There's nothing more exhilarating than trading blows with someone else. Helps you let off some steam.

Plus, it's great exercise. Fighting people is how I used to stay in shape.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

When you kick someone's ass (and break a nose, orbital bone), you get to enjoy that memory forever.

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https://www.scribd.com/document/382737647/MortSahlFan-Song-List

I'd fight you any day. For fun. And money.

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https://www.scribd.com/document/382737647/MortSahlFan-Song-List

i think its important that pvibes is on the list. i just want that to be noted.

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Pvibes will destroy Rocket. Dude was the Steve Lake of the Walking Dead board.

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My password is password

knows ^

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Make love, you say? Well, you don't have to tell me twice…

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Usernames bolded are the ones I think I can realistically beat tf up in a Mortal Kombat-style fight

Orson
Vlad
Nimda
Twizlee
Patrick
Rob
Ash
/.
Panther
Dazed
Sophie
Monicah
He Can’t
AyeLewis
Geefish
Cuck Venom
Yermom
MovieMan
Loki
Klam
Cerridwen
Chase
Corwin
Jared Kushner
Kork
NZer
Margo
Zolotoy
Wildman
Bee
Penny
CCCP
Fugazi
Toasted Dick Cheese
Nettie
Hutch
AJ
Miley
Christina
PAGG
Rouge
ITTY
PE
Lilith
Lara Croft
DeliciousFeet
Pandora
Kuatorises
Hungry
Millard
FRTT
Dane
RussellWilson/DK Metcalf
Anna
Hep
Snow
Crypt
Anthony Rocks
Joc Spader
Davenport
MortSahlFan
Stygian
6ixskins
Cornell
Crystal
Donna
Raven
Bentley
Mark
TheBookMark/GayBear
Gwync
Shooter
Pop
Pinky
Gameboy
Warren
JaneMarie
Funguy
Steffi
Allaby
LordVoq
Bigbadwolf
Conman
Fernando Poo/🍕 👁️
Azn
Ebony
Ballzy
Thirsty
SpringheelJack
Pvibes
Gomez
Jack (Land Before Time)
TaraDeS
Jan
DrakeStraw
Jasno
Uncreative
Wanton87
Cardsharkplayer
Ser Buscemi
Darth
Catbug
Juan Kerr
MagneticMonopole
Jcurl
Steve Lake????
TSP
unex
PreachCaleb
Ben
Plgynn
Horatio
Spectre
BMF
Erica
MooseIndian
Chickaboom
RockaDee
SealedCargo
Chronic J
Majestyk
Hownos
Kentry
Evariste
Slatch
Lina
RussellNash
Chad-Warden
Video-Store-Vagrant
SoFarDown
Soggybottom
Muffinking
mowlick
TaRaNRoD
MrAmerica
RynoII
Anon Ymous
MiketheMechanic
FilmFan9
First_Servant
Jcarter
Brandon90210

Very wise of you to not highlight or even mention my name. Very wise indeed.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Lmaoooo I didn’t realize it was your personal list… wtf you doing fighting Christina

Hahahah

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

wtf you doing fighting Christina

She has slandered my people: the Cleveland Blacks.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Lol the way this is too accurate

Yeah? But I have that third leg to stand on. call me tripod.

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

ROB PLEASE