The Soapbox : Which posters here do you wish to fight irl?

You already going down.




People in space saw that innuendo coming

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Even Stevie Wonder saw it coming.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

Why me?

Nothing personal, I just have to beat up libertarians

That's a fool's errand, libertarians have already beaten themselves up by default.

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My password is password

I see. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Stupid whore, do you really think you can beat me!?! What did you smoke,I want some too

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

I'd wage $1000 on Rogue Rouge whippin' your ass.

Only $1000 ? Such a cheap whore

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

you are hilariously angry at everyone all the time.

for consistency

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Back to back rock-paper-scissors world champion

I figure it would match your annual income. You could live in style!

LOL FINISH HIM

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

/. is all about love, not fighting


… and /. is gonna love tf outta ur purty mouth

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My password is password

… and /. is gonna love tf outta ur purty mouth

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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My password is password

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My password is password

Dane and Orson, both at the same time. I will tie them into knots.

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My password is password

I wouldn’t mind a bit of rough and tumble with fugazi, show him my freestyle skills.

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My password is password

I don't know but I'd love to see Millard and Wildman go at it. Both about the same size and very hairy.

Wildman would kick his ass.

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My password is password

If he tries to tickle my feet I will wring his neck.

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https://us21.chatzy.com/m/54858866758294

Foot fetish + auto-erotic asphyxiation….
Please, continue.

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My password is password

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My password is password

I’ll fight anyone for a pound!

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https://us21.chatzy.com/m/54858866758294

I'll pound anyone for a fight.

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My password is password

I'll fight anyone for free. These hands are on the house.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

I'll pound anyone fo….

aww forget it!

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My password is password

First, we ain't friends. Make no mistake on that subject

Second,you ain't shit

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Well after I fight Rogue Rouge (she started it), I suppose it would be fun to spar with Fugazi. I don't dislike him, but he indicated a willingness to step into the ring for a few rounds. I think it would be fun, especially if we live stream it for Filmboards.

I'll take Warren next. We'll bill it as "Herbivore vs. Carnivore" and see which diet is best for manliness. Unlike SoulVenom, I have no intention of killing Warren. Just a friendly bout. If he wins, I'll eat a plate of tofu; if I win, Warren has to eat a porterhouse.

Finally, I'll throw down with Monopole in "Capitalists vs. Communists." We can do this Antifa style, complete with all the riot weapons one finds in a street brawl.


After that, whoever is interested? Rocket, a pogo joust, perhaps?

Well after my lengthy recovery from Rogue whooping my ass

FIFY

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My password is password

Lmao

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My password is password

That was a good fix, thank you.

Rouge is a married woman you cocksucker. Are you trying to flirt with her?

I'll chew your bollocks off.

You don't flirt with married women. When will you punks ever learn…

First of all, dummy, https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20805059/permalink/#p20805059
First strike, dummy!

Second, idiot, https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/20805062/permalink/#p20805062
Clarification and confirmation, idiot!

Third, no shit, fuckface. I know this, she knows I know this, and she and I both know that isn't "flirting" nor would I, you fuckface.

Fourth and finally, shut up.

That's Itty. He is retarded.

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My password is password

Oh, ok. It's impossible to tell some times.

After that, whoever is interested?

Slaps?

Hell yeah lol

It's not so much that I want to fight them but I would like to glue all of their fingers together and then wrap them in tape, then place each hand in an oven mitt and tape them to their arms. Then just to be on the safe side I'd throw their phones or tablets away into a freezing lake, smash their laptops with a sledgehammer and incinerate their PCs.

I'd also disconnect their internet.

If you had to guess, what % of posters here would go mad if they lost access to the site for a day? I'd put it at 85%

I think just an hour of Filmboards being down would possibly do it.

Can you imagine if For Real "I'm For Real Leaving This Time" This Time lost access? She'd end up looking like Alpha after pulling her hair out.

There would be some irate and foul mouthed PMs flying towards nimda I'm sure, although I rather suspect that's a daily occurrence for him anyway.

If the site was down and she couldn't send them, do you think she'd save them on a Word document and then copy/paste them when the site came back up? The mental image of a 137-page Word doc, Calibri 11, single-spaced, filled with an endless rant about HOW DARE YOU LET THE SITE GO DOWN would be legendary.