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She must have absolutely perfect level kneecaps when in horizontal position.



I test for this on the second date.

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No thick toenails or long nostril hairs

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I like hairy European girls so long nostril hair is okay.

Agreed on the toenails.

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You're very easy going

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It depends on my mood. I had a very good week.

And you.. Are you pretty laid back as well?

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Up to a point

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Cheeky is a hot,wild lady

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Yea everyone is. I don't get pissed off on here really..like at all but….

Part of me thinks I'm missing out on the banter. Everyone seems to be having lots of fun with that.

Maybe it's time to start being more aggressive and start insulting people?

That's fun for you isn't it?

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Don't ever change, you bloomin' onion, you

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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I'll try not to but when the walking dead zombies bite you… ya might turn into one..;)

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Ah! That's like while chasing down monsters make sure you don't become one

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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No…I will not take you on as a Sith Apprentice.

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We shall see.

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Her junk in the trunk
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"Sexy as Hell"

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I said car colour but I may change it to "The Hue Of Her Crotch"

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Pole for men lol

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I'm kind of attracted to how well she can bait a fishing lure.

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I'm attracted to how well she can bait filmboarders

My password is password

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This feels like a metaphor

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Gotta love those hookers. Lure hookers, you perverts.

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Her preferred TV subscription service. If she goes with TWC, Dish, or DirecTV then she's a glutton for punishment… meaning the sex is great. "Oh yes, daddy. Keep jacking up those prices. Higher! Higher! Mmmmm yes I'm gonna cummmm." If it's some local provider, then she's bland and boring and probably wants you to light a couple of candles before "making love".

If she has no TV provider at all and only has streaming services, then she's probably a serial killer and keeps an ice pick underneath her pillow.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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Mmmmm yes I'm gonna cummmm

My password is password

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Ugh that reach is beautiful

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Women who don't cum are insatiable

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I wouldn't know, but I will take your word for it….

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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A dude has to cum.



Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Ooh! Noice

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Matt Boner, err I mean Bomer….

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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I always did think he was tasty

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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I have a female friend who thinks he's a dish. Gay or not, she still drools.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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No denying it, he is

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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These options are a bit lackluster I’m afraid. But I have a thing for fire crotches now, so I’m glad that was in.

He finally removed that awful sig

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I would beat and break up with a man who called me a firecrotch.

My password is password

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Ok

He finally removed that awful sig

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I was debating adding that one but the men needed a bone thrown so here we are

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we are like that.


apologies

He finally removed that awful sig

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I’m here to please [hottub]

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Hottub!

He finally removed that awful sig

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The hue of her crotch thing reminds me of the time some guy on imdb called my gf a ginger minge. That's the first time I learned what minge means.

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ginger minge is from game of thrones

My password is password

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kissed by firecrotch & ginge minge

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Her username colors




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