The Soapbox : What is Kirk's problem with women?

He is like a variation of toastedcheese.

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Goodbye Filmboards

He's literally retarded. What part of that don't you get?

You chat that much shit I never know what to believe

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Goodbye Filmboards

That's because you are also literally retarded.

Just get with kirk > get pregnant > have more retarded babies > get more welfare > success!

Fuck no. He is your problem.

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Goodbye Filmboards

I think you and Kirk are a good match.

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Goodbye Filmboards

Fuck no. He is your problem.

technically, yours. canada's part of the British realm. so the Queen Mother has the power to "ship" you two if she decides it's the right thing.

He's not my problem, but he could be yours. Would you move to Canada to be with him or would he be going to you? I would imagine he would need to relocate to you since you've already got your whole eco system set up and don't want to disrupt that too badly.

He would be great for your kids. It would help develop in them a strong sense of responsibility as they would have to constantly be attentive and keep an eye on him to make sure he didn't accidentally set himself on fire, again, and whatnot.

WB

UK is just like Canada except hockey gets replaced with soccer, other than that you're going to love it there.

He wouldn't be that undesirable if he just stopped acting like a bitch when a woman doesn't reciprocate his attraction. He starts off okay but then gets creepy.

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Sounds like you should get with him. You did invite him to come stay with you a few years ago.

Kirk has lived his entire life being rejected by women no matter what he wants from them. Not even his own mother wants him. But she's stuck with him since he's retarded and can't be trusted to take care of himself.

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When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

Poor Koik has never touched a boobie….

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Go back into the gaping hole.

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He was poorly raised. I have no idea what example was set by his parents, but it has not given him the tools required to function normally in even a platonic relationship with a woman.

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Check my block list because you're probably on it.

He’s got mommy issues. Practically raised by his father.

His mom couldn’t stand him and she’d often slap him and call him ugly.

I think most women and people in general just wanna slap him too.

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I wanna slap his ass. Bet he has a bit of a muscular butt, probably looks good. Dude honestly looks pretty hot for his age and that construction hat is adorable. He's too old for me but I can still appreciate.

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Extract this perversion from my good signature.

😊💋 Why thank you dear.

Yeah I kinda wanna fck him too but at the same time I wanna mistreat him and abuse him

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Is that Davenport?

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Ouch

When did you become so despised?

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I dunno but I'm really trying to do damage control by not being a spastic or as creepy for nao on.

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What problem?

What's your problem with men?

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