The Soapbox : Itty walks into a gay bar…

Itty walks into a gay bar…

wearing nothing but Spanx, freshly returned from a romp scaring hikers in the desert. He loudly announces, in his best gay lisp "Bartender! I'm feeling frisky! Give me a Shirley Temple and keep 'em coming!" he slugs it back like a shot and continues "WOOOOOOOO! I feel good! But I'm really only here for two things—to shoot pool and suck dick, now get 'em out, fellas!"

The bartender informs Itty they don't have any pool tables and Itty gives him the old one-eyed wink, responding excitedly "Why do you think I chose this gay bar, cowboy! Now show me that dick, faggot!"

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Give me a Shirley Temple and keep 'em coming!
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