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Itty walks into a gay bar…

wearing his official Handyman costume he purchased at Goodwill that he found one lucky day along with a gorgeous chiffon dress he plans to wear to the casino sometime if he can work up enough nerve. He loudly announces in his best gay lisp "Handyman here! I'm not gay but I'll clean every guys pipes in this place free of charge no strings attached just to promote the service I provide to the community. Now whip out those dicks, you faggots!"

A few chuckle but most don't even notice the mortally obese middle aged man with one eye barely concealed behind his cheap Walmart sunglasses and his massive body stuffed inside his extreme husky sized Bob the Builder Halloween costume as Steve lake nervously finishes his 50 cent beer and sneaks out the backdoor to the alley where his refrigerator box apartment and 17 cats await his return, skipping out on his bill.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Oh look. It's the mongo of all mongos.

My password is password

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Your introduction is not complete. Do you have a name, ser mongo of all mongos, or should I just call you that?

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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49 cent beer*

My password is password

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Times are tough all over, even that rotgut shit he drink is probably $1 by now.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Can you do MMC2 next?

•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈• "She would rather walk alone in darkness than follow anyone else’s shadow."•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈•

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Sorry, mmc2 isn't interested in gay bars so he wouldn't be there.

You'd have to look in the ladyboy houses on the other side of the world to find that lecherous old pervert.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Everyone wants to do MMC2

My password is password

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•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈• "She would rather walk alone in darkness than follow anyone else’s shadow."•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈•

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

He still has a hold on you…



If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Get lost, creep. Nobody is interested in hearing you defending one of the scummiest people who have ever lived, yet again.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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I haven't heard anyone defending you…




If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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I am not a villain in need of defense, you old creep.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

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Whatever you say, drongo

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Blocked, much the same as life has blocked you, crone.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Re: Itty walks into a gay bar…

Thank God!

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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