The Soapbox : Poll: Rocket Man versus Warren Man

Who wins in a street fight?

Rocket

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WP

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

They are both Ass holes, so they will just end up ****ting on each other.

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Warren is fighting all the Soapbox posters. Have you noticed that? He hasn't really messed with The Walking Dead trolls yet.

Haven’t really noticed who he’s fighting

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

He is not really fighting anyone. He is just saying extremely stupid things and inviting scorn.

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I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

Isn't that your gig?

No wonder you hate him so bad.

Don't worry about it so much. As hard as he tries, you'll always be #1 in that regard. You're a natural talent!

Where the **** did Warren Man come from

Neither. They'd huff and puff at each other, then collapse from exhaustion.

What kind of poll or question is this?
Why should we fight with fisticuffs?
Do you want to see violence between us?

No.
We will settle this like gentlemen and do a contest which would be non violent where no one gets hurt.
I don't want to be the one who beats him near death as he lays there in a bloody pulp crying out for his mommy.
I already did that once before and don't care to do it again.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Gentlemen duel. You, ten paces that way. You may fire when ready.

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

Only if they are squirt or Nerf® guns and we get someone fair and non biased to inspect the weapons first.

I don't want him to hurt or kill himself with his weapon which he will do.
See how considerate I am?

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

You know, you’re a decent guy. You sorta remind me of Alec Baldwin.

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

Good looking and married to a hot actress then divorced her and became a breeder and somewhere in there screamed and cursed at my daughter on her voicemail that went viral?
Yeah, that's me.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Mah boy.
May boy Warren would win, in a stunning upset.

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I wanna take the butt of a shotgun
and beat your face in.

Yes I will.

Since no one on here knows what I look like I will just simply go down to the gym and find the biggest, toughest, meanest looking mother ****er and have him fight in my place as WARrenpeace and I will win by being smarter.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

The penny just dropped.

I will just simply go down to the gym and find the biggest, toughest, meanest looking mother ****er

You just described Rocketman.

With a name like "Rocketfan," you are not biased at all or on his side at all. No sir!

If I had wanted to describe Cocketman I would have written, "A weak, lame wet noodle who only weights 30 lbs soaking wet and is no taller than 4 feet. Think of Olive Oil and Daffy Duck's love child."

I know it would not be a fair fight and I don't wanna have my one punch that will knock him into 8 months ago be on my conscience.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

I'll take things a giant pussy would say for $1000, Alex!

Aren't these guys bros?

I think Wikipedia says they’re gay but otherwise they’re enemies.

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

With Rocket I always put hos before bros.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

this feud has VHS/bongo potential of greatness.

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suck it.