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If Jesus came back today

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Yes you do.

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They'd be calling him a white supremacist with ideas of colonialism regarding his toxic masculinity and adherence to his suggestions yes.gif

Whoever made that image has it all back to front.

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Why dont you ever target conmans Islamist posts?

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Why dont you ever target conmans Islamist posts?
You must be really bored to summon me.

I don't know your pet names for posters. Who exactly is 'conman,' and why do you call him that?

Is it the poster currently calling himself 'Jewish_Baker'? Is it someone on this thread?

I don't usually take on discussions with "Islamists," because I consider it a patented form of trolling for the most part. If, on the other hand, they're truly convinced of the superiority of Islam, life has already handed them a sorry enough lot; they do not deserve a further beatdown from me.

Islam does not touch my life at any point. I do not currently have the personal acquaintance of any Muslims. There's very few where I live, and none of them pose any threat to me. There's no Muslim hoard coming to overwhelm my way of life; Sharia Law is not coming to my state, or any other in the US. It's not the threat that rightwingers pretend that it is.

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Jewish baker is one of his MANY socks.

Do remember to vote btw.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/A-fair,-free,-democratic-election-3366691/

It wasn't coming for NY either until suddenly there it was. If you look at the list of known terror organizations over 90% are of islamic origin.

Priorities.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Do remember to vote btw.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/A-fair,-free,-democratic-election-3366691/
I prefer to only vote on issues which a) matter to me, and
b) on which I am sufficiently informed to have an opinion.

Participation in that poll serves only you.
If you look at the list of known terror organizations over 90% are of islamic origin.
That depends upon who's making the list.
It wasn't coming for NY either until suddenly there it was.
No, it wasn't.
https://theconversation.com/9-11-how-politicians-and-the-media-turned-terrorism-into-an-islamic-issue-167733

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Are you REALLY going to attempt to argue that 9/11 was not motivated by islamic extremism? Please say yes, LOL. And please make a whole thread on the subject. That would be great!

Who made the list?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_designated_terrorist_groups

I prefer to only vote on issues which a) matter to me, and
b) on which I am sufficiently informed to have an opinion.

Participation in that poll serves only you.

You selfish ****. Since every name on that poll is one of conman's known sock accounts you'd actually be serving the entire filmboards community sans that goon-ass twink bastard.

Fuck his Mother

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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you'd actually be serving the entire filmboards community
In what way, exactly?
Are you REALLY going to attempt to argue that 9/11 was not motivated by islamic extremism? Please say yes, LOL. And please make a whole thread on the subject. That would be great!
'Pleeeeze, interact with me,' cries the troll.

You're trying to shift the goalposts, to disguise the fact that you're trying to make 19 people synecdochical for all of Islam. It won't work.
https://penntoday.upenn.edu/news/to-stop-collective-blame-of-muslims-reference-christian-terrorists

The main risk of terrorism in the US does not come from fanatical Muslims, but from fanatical Christians. That's simply a fact.
https://www.csis.org/analysis/escalating-terrorism-problem-united-states

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/08/right-wing-terrorist-killings-government-focus-jihadis-islamic-radicalism.html

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/10/2/16396612/las-vegas-mass-shooting-terrorism-islam

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/25/us/tally-of-attacks-in-us-challenges-perceptions-of-top-terror-threat.html

https://spec.hamilton.edu/so-youre-scared-of-islam-by-that-logic-you-should-be-scared-of-christianity-as-well-6c043cbe39b6?gi=94017595061a

Priorities.

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In what way, exactly?

In much the same way as opening a door to release a foul smell benefits everyone in the room.

synecdochical for all of Islam.

You fail to distinguish between islam and fanatical islam.

You.
Do.
Not.
Know.
What.
A.
Fanatical.
Christian.
Is.

Allow me to educate you.

A Fanatical Christian is one who dies for their faith. Not one who kills.

Those who kill while pretending to be among the faithful are no Christians.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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You.
Do.
Not.
Know.
What.
A.
Fanatical.
Christian.
Is.

Allow me to educate you.

A Fanatical Christian is one who dies for their faith. Not one who kills.

Those who kill while pretending to be among the faithful are no Christians.
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No True Scotsman does not apply.

See, you and I have been over this before. Remember how I explain why Christianity is NOT a religion? One of the things that make it different is how membership is defined. In a religion one can believe that they are a certain religion and thus they are. Christianity does not work that way. The Word defines who is/is not by a very narrow set of parameters. Fall outside of those and it is entirely possible to fully 100% believe oneself to be Christian and but completely 100% dead wrong.

And telling the difference is actually quite easy so there is not really any excuse for your ignorance and inability to distinguish. Are you familiar with the phrase 'What Would Jesus Do?'? Find a person who with fair consistency lives according to that mindset and you will have found a Christian.

Now think of all those right-wing terrorists that you previously confused as christians. You will find that they did not concern themselves with what Jesus would have said/thought/done in most any situation. They have a totally different mindset focused on things of this world and not on things of God.

Sometimes things look similar but ain't.

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I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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No True Scotsman does not apply.

See, you and I have been over this before. Remember how I explain why Christianity is NOT a religion?
Yes, and you totally failed to make that case. You cannot redefine words and concepts so that facts and reality do not apply to them.

You're pretty much as far gone as that interviewed elderly Q-Anon nutcase who thinks that 'Antifuh' attacked the Capitol on Jan. 6, and that 'Q-Shaman' Jake Angeli, who's currently in jail, is a 'crisis actor' whom he thinks also appeared in footage of Afghanis running alongside one of the planes evacuating Afghanistan.



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I did not redefine anything. The Word reads the same today as it did yesterday and the day before. It is made perfectly clear in black, white and red that not all who claim to be Christian's really are.


Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter.
Matthew 7:21

So you see, I havent redefined anything. I am merely telling you what was already written.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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You begged this guy to take your side and when he didn't… well, the rest is now documented history.

Easily one of the biggest meltdowns in filmboards history. You really are one stupid butthurt bitch. It's hilarious that idiots like you with sub-90 IQ's and no education think you are experts on everything. Good thing you have literally no power in the world.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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I asked one question that led to further conversation. It takes an active imagination to turn that into 'begging'. Either that or total **** for brains. In your case I will credit you for both.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... I asked one question that led to further conversation. It takes an active imagination to turn that into 'begging'. Either that or total shit for brains. In your case I will credit you for both.
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Wipe the drool off your chin, sluggo.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... Wipe the drool off your chin, sluggo.
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Eat a dick hungry

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Eat a dick hungry
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Dick on your mind, simpleton? I just thought that was drool. I didn't realize you were a ****** of the cum swilling variety.

My bad.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... Dick on your mind, simpleton? I just thought that was drool. I didn't realize you were a faggot of the cum swilling variety.

My bad.
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You are still hungry? Eat another dick.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... You are still hungry? Eat another dick.
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How old were you when you got your GED? Or did you even get one? hmm.gif

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... How old were you when you got your GED? Or did you even get one? hmm.gif
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Can't believe you ate 2 dicks and you are still hungry. Oh well, have another.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Can't believe you ate 2 dicks and you are still hungry. Oh well, have another.
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So I'll take that as you don't even have your GED. No shock there. Looking at your posts I would estimate you have nothing higher than an 8th grade education, which you bombed.

Back in your cage, dullard.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... So I'll take that as you don't even have your GED. No shock there. Looking at your posts I would estimate you have nothing higher than an 8th grade education, which you bombed.

Back in your cage, dullard.
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The Lion does not give a ****. He is hungry for more dicks.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... The Lion does not give a fuck. He is hungry for more dicks.
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Maybe if you shouldn't open your mouth and prove how ****ing stupid you are when you don't even have a GED, loser.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... Maybe if you shouldn't open your mouth and prove how fucking stupid you are when you don't even have a GED, loser.
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You have an insatiable apatite. You must be hungry for another dick.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... You have an insatiable apatite. You must be hungry for another dick.
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You're a stutterer, aren't you? hmm.gif

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... You're a stutterer, aren't you? hmm.gif
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Slow down there hungry. I can't understand you when you have multiple dicks in your mouth.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Slow down there hungry. I can't understand you when you have multiple dicks in your mouth.
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You sure talk about dicks a lot. One might even assume you're just a big old ******.

I know being called out for being an uneducated moron hurts your pride, but don't worry about it. Nobody could possibly think less of you.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... You sure talk about dicks a lot. One might even assume you're just a big old faggot.

I know being called out for being an uneducated moron hurts your pride, but don't worry about it. Nobody could possibly think less of you.
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You named yourself well Hungry. Even j-curl is amazed by how many dicks you eat.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... You named yourself well Hungry. Even j-curl is amazed by how many dicks you eat.
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Even j-curl is amazed by how many dicks you eat.
Good comeback, yet it also never ceases to amaze me in this day and age, that attributing to someone being a f@g is supposed to still be an uber-insult, as though possessing a dick is something gross and repulsive….eyes.gif

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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ToastedCheese said...
Even j-curl is amazed by how many dicks you eat.
Good comeback, yet it also never ceases to amaze me in this day and age, that attributing to someone being a f@g is supposed to still be an uber-insult, as though possessing a dick is something gross and repulsive….eyes.gif

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Let me explain this to you slow enough that even a stupid queer like you might [50/50 chance] understand it.

Feces is repulsive and smells bad.
Feces comes out the asshole.
Faggots like you view the asshole as a personal playground.

It's not our fault that queers like you associate themselves with feces. You do that to yourselves.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

Re: ToastedCheese?.. Fuck that guy.

Soul_Venom said... Let me explain this to you slow enough that even a stupid queer like you might [50/50 chance] understand it.

Feces is repulsive and smells bad.
Feces comes out the asshole.
Faggots like you view the asshole as a personal playground.

It's not our fault that queers like you associate themselves with feces. You do that to yourselves.
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Yet you would stick your dick where blood flows out of it. Ewwwwww gross!!!

Anal f<>king is also performed by breeder douchbags on their female partners so they won't get pregnant. I believe its common in many European countries too.

Its not a sex act soley attributed to homos and since there are way more breeders, it would be more commonly preformed by hets than you care to acknowledge. Sodom and Gomorra dork!

Not that you'd ever know, because no chick has ever given you the time of day, let alone an invitation to even touch any part of her.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: ToastedCheese?.. Fuck that guy.

ToastedCheese said... laugh.gif

Yet you would stick your dick where blood flows out of it. Ewwwwww gross!!!

Anal f<>king is also performed by breeder douchbags on their female partners so they won't get pregnant. I believe its common in many European countries too.

Its not a sex act soley attributed to homos and since there are way more breeders, it would be more commonly preformed by hets than you care to acknowledge. Sodom and Gomorra dork!

Not that you'd ever know, because no chick has ever given you the time of day, let alone an invitation to even touch any part of her.
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Yet you would stick your dick where blood flows out of it. Ewwwwww gross!!!

Said the hemorrhoid munching, **** licking, queer…

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said...
Yet you would stick your dick where blood flows out of it. Ewwwwww gross!!!

Said the hemorrhoid munching, shit licking, queer…
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I'm concerned about you closet case, you have implied you want to **** me. Don't flatter yourself creepy Christian pervert! laugh.gif

Interesting how you were commenting on another poster sucking dicks, as though that was the ultimate insult to refer to him as a fag, then when you got called out on how ignorant and asinine you are, you then made it about something else as in butt f<>king, as though that gives you some credence.

What a jerk off homophobic moron you are.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: Soul_Venom…. Freaky Christian Git.

ToastedCheese said... I'm concerned about you closet case, you have implied you want to fuck me. Don't flatter yourself creepy Christian pervert! laugh.gif

Interesting how you were commenting on another poster sucking dicks, as though that was the ultimate insult to refer to him as a fag, then when you got called out on how ignorant and asinine you are, you then made it about something else as in butt f<>king, as though that gives you some credence.

What a jerk off homophobic moron you are.
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Never happened you fag retard. Nor is it any issue of my if you are so desperate you begin stretching every statement to absurd lengths looks for possible double entendres.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Never happened you fag retard. Nor is it any issue of my if you are so desperate you begin stretching every statement to absurd lengths looks for possible double entendres.
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You are the one conflating and projecting your git ignorance over homos, something you are in complete denial of.

You are such a stereotypical cliche that you are just one boring ass latent f@g!!
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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: Soul_Venom…. Freaky Christian Git.

ToastedCheese said... You are the one conflating and projecting your git ignorance over homos, something you are in complete denial of.

You are such a stereotypical cliche that you are just one boring ass latent f@g!!
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The projection is strong with this one.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

Re: Soul_Venom…. Freaky Christian Git.

Soul_Venom said... The projection is strong with this one.
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So you do recognize your homo tendencies, but don't expect to be a superior one, because there is always an exception to a rule and just like a Trans who "pretends" to be straight. laugh.gif

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: Soul_Venom…. Freaky Christian Git.

ToastedCheese said... So you do recognize your homo tendencies, but don't expect to be a superior one, because there is always an exception to a rule and just like a Trans who "pretends" to be straight. laugh.gif
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Once again you imagining things. Wishful thinking on your part no doubt.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Once again you imagining things. Wishful thinking on your part no doubt.
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NO ONE, male or female, has EVER wished to get it on with you.

This is the only time anyone EVER communicates with you online, because ALL other times you are shunned and ostracized wherever you go.

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: Soul_Venom…. Freaky Christian Git.

ToastedCheese said... NO ONE, male or female, has EVER wished to get it on with you.

This is the only time anyone EVER communicates with you online, because ALL other times you are shunned and ostracized wherever you go.

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You have a very vivid imagination. I chalk it up to being full of ****. Perhaps you should stop taking it up the ass long enough to take a crap. It might stop coming out your ears.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... You have a very vivid imagination. I chalk it up to being full of shit. Perhaps you should stop taking it up the ass long enough to take a crap. It might stop coming out your ears.
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Well in your case, when you get plugged up the ass, it comes out of your mouth, and believe me, it’s a lot of **** you project churchie git!

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Soul_Venom said... You named yourself well Hungry. Even j-curl is amazed by how many dicks you eat.
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No education. No money. No hair. No women. No friends.

You're really living your best life, sadly. laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... No education. No money. No hair. No women. No friends.

You're really living your best life, sadly. laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif
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Still Hungry? Eat another bag of dicks.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Still Hungry? Eat another bag of dicks.
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Nice meltdown, bald ****** with the 8th grade education and size DD tits.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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hungryinconway said... Nice meltdown, bald faggot with the 8th grade education and size DD tits.
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Don't stop now. If you are Hungry eat another dick.

I would agree with you but then both of us would be wrong

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Soul_Venom said... Don't stop now. If you are Hungry eat another dick.
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Do you wear a bra when you go to work at your menial job that requires no education or do you just let your tits flop around and hope you catch a date from one of the other losers, baldy ******?

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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