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The least elegant heist of all time

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Man Steals Loader Tractor To Raid And Steal Motorcycles Leading Police On low speed Chase ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The American version:

America's Dumbest Criminals.

WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.
Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.
โ€ข The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number
โ€ข The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters
โ€ข The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable
โ€ข The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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