The Soapbox : Poll: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Croft. Being that he's a vampire, he could make my child immortal. Granted, my child would end up hating America and from what I hear, turn into a dog killing farmer Gypsy, but I suppose this is why The Rolling Stones said we can't always get what we want.
Also, this place sounds like a nightmare place to crash land. Imagining voices put to the insane postings on this site creates a feeling over overlapping insanity that smothers the soul.
Also, this place sounds like a nightmare place to crash land. Imagining voices put to the insane postings on this site creates a feeling over overlapping insanity that smothers the soul.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
the guy is a joke. This entire place is like his own fantasy soapbox. He even thought Monicah was "hot", his dream girl cuz he's that much of a lonely loser.
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I'm kind of bored with him. He's so mean and I think he realizes it now. He fell in love with a slag, got her pregnant and she died.
He wouldn't have made a topic like this otherwise. It's not on the walking dead board so it's not like a walking dead fantasy role play like how those game of thrones geeks play.
He wouldn't have made a topic like this otherwise. It's not on the walking dead board so it's not like a walking dead fantasy role play like how those game of thrones geeks play.
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No, she's taken an interest in you. She's your problem now.
Enjoy!
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Enjoy!
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
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That's what they all say. Good luck.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
da fuck!
So in your case I can see it's an unwanted baby.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
So in your case I can see it's an unwanted baby.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Isn't he a nurse or something? Also, assuming he is a nurse, he has a job hence he's more responsible than 90% on the list.
I stand by my choice, plus I'll be dead so…
I stand by my choice, plus I'll be dead so…
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I seriously don't think he is. When covid was in full swing he seemed to have an alarming lack of knowledge about it, so it doesn't seem likely.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
True story bro.
My wife and I just had a baby and since we feel that we do not know of anyone in our lives to take care of the little shit, I mean, bundle of joy who shits, and after much discussion we now feel that you are the most fitting and the best choice to be the godfather to this cute little guy should both of us die.
Whaddya say?
Please accept.
We are desperate and we have no one else we feel is worthy to ask.
My wife and I just had a baby and since we feel that we do not know of anyone in our lives to take care of the little shit, I mean, bundle of joy who shits, and after much discussion we now feel that you are the most fitting and the best choice to be the godfather to this cute little guy should both of us die.
Whaddya say?
Please accept.
We are desperate and we have no one else we feel is worthy to ask.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
More cringe from the dumbest poster on filmboards.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
See?
It is that sarcasm that we feel would be perfect for our son to be raised by!
I have gotten all of the Bill Murray movies and every SNL episode to try and raise this guy right with sarcasm but you are the best one at it!
Our little guy NEEDS you should anything god forbidish happen to us!
It is that sarcasm that we feel would be perfect for our son to be raised by!
I have gotten all of the Bill Murray movies and every SNL episode to try and raise this guy right with sarcasm but you are the best one at it!
Our little guy NEEDS you should anything god forbidish happen to us!
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
If everyone on fb was on a plane and it crashes and everyone had a baby with everyone else and someone is dying then how can there be a list at all of any potential godparents?
Are those of the list not on the plane?
How can that be when you had written that everyone was on the plane?
Were you born retarded or did you take a knock to the head recently or forget to take your meds, again?
If it is none of those then this stupid post will not be forgiven.
Are those of the list not on the plane?
How can that be when you had written that everyone was on the plane?
Were you born retarded or did you take a knock to the head recently or forget to take your meds, again?
If it is none of those then this stupid post will not be forgiven.
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Blocked.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
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Oh noes!
I am so hurt that YOU blocked me out of everyone here!
I take it that you are still seriously considering being the godfather to our baby. Right?
I am so hurt that YOU blocked me out of everyone here!
I take it that you are still seriously considering being the godfather to our baby. Right?
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Azn. She seems to know enough about kids to tell me what to do with mine so I think she would be a smart choice.
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no she will eat the baby
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Then a part of me will always be with her.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
Of course part of you will always be with her, she's going to wear your skin as a coat until the third act when she becomes shark bait in an elaborate escape plot which will see the survivors finally escape the island only to end up stranded on a different nearby island that doesn't have as many useful resources and then things gets really desperate.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
I don't know! I just got here.
Help me out?
The person has to be someone that has shown from their posts that they currently are a responsible parent or that they have the potential for being a responsible parent. That includes perseverance, good decision making skills, can effectively social network, is a hard worker, likes children, is unselfish, and reliable.
So which poster fits?
Help me out?
The person has to be someone that has shown from their posts that they currently are a responsible parent or that they have the potential for being a responsible parent. That includes perseverance, good decision making skills, can effectively social network, is a hard worker, likes children, is unselfish, and reliable.
So which poster fits?
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Monicah is a warrior and would protect the baby from any of the fatties who came to eat it!
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That wasn't a very nice thing to say at all. There's a lot of hatred on this message board.
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Honestly, the only good choice to raise my baby, who I suffered in order to bring into this world, would have to be Monicah. She can teach it to appreciate bikinis and how to offend women online, all useful skills in this age of Covid and Biden.
Gameboy is too advanced in age and may corrupt the child. I don’t want a Lolita situation. Sorry, gameboy.
Most of these are just ridiculous options. Donna, fugazi would eat it. Christina’s group home Blacks would steal it.
Azn would be a good option, she could raise it to be a mighty internet warrior, fueled by rage and Lithium. However, I’m concerned she would bring it to McDonald’s too much, thereby making the son of Vlad very Obese. A Shamu, if you will. Miley would be even worse in this regard and would feed it hard liquor and cigarettes rather than luscious and nutritious breast milk from Whole Foods.
Croft would probably kill it. Wild man would molest its feet and that’s unacceptable
Mmc2 cannot be trusted.
Pagg? Ha! Ha ha ha! Throw that man on a rocket to prison.
Christ, what a fucked up forum.
Ivey league bastard.
Gameboy is too advanced in age and may corrupt the child. I don’t want a Lolita situation. Sorry, gameboy.
Most of these are just ridiculous options. Donna, fugazi would eat it. Christina’s group home Blacks would steal it.
Azn would be a good option, she could raise it to be a mighty internet warrior, fueled by rage and Lithium. However, I’m concerned she would bring it to McDonald’s too much, thereby making the son of Vlad very Obese. A Shamu, if you will. Miley would be even worse in this regard and would feed it hard liquor and cigarettes rather than luscious and nutritious breast milk from Whole Foods.
Croft would probably kill it. Wild man would molest its feet and that’s unacceptable
Mmc2 cannot be trusted.
Pagg? Ha! Ha ha ha! Throw that man on a rocket to prison.
Christ, what a fucked up forum.
Ivey league bastard.
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I'm overweight because I've taken antipsychotic medication against my will, not because I've taken lithium or because I go to McDonalds all the time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
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You posted about how two girls were staring at you while in a McDonald’s. You said it was because you’re so hot irl.
Wtf?
Ivey league bastard.
Wtf?
Ivey league bastard.
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They were probably looking to see what she ordered so they could avoid eating the same things and suffering the same fate.
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It's WRONG to fat-shame people who gained weight because they were medicated against their will.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
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Yes, you are correct. They should be shamed for the right reasons, like being fucking nuts.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
It's WRONG to shame people who gained weight because they were medicated against their will.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
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I already agreed with you.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.
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So.? That doesn't mean I go there everyday.
But yea, even girls stare at me sometimes, because I'm so god damn hot irl.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
But yea, even girls stare at me sometimes, because I'm so god damn hot irl.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
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Atta girl! Now that’s what I call self-confidence!
Re: Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
i dont like babies, so id throw it to Ben
Why are you so obsessed with me?
Why are you so obsessed with me?
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Well obviously is wouldn't be Christina, Croft & AZN because I'd have hunted them down and killed them on day one…
Ben is a goat fucking troll
Ben is a goat fucking troll
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Filmboards Island - who do you pick?
There's a plane crash on a deserted island, everyone who has ever posted on Filmboards is on that plane for some reason, fate or whatever I guess. Who cares? That part of the story is not important, as long as it gets us where we need to be in the story.
Anyway, it's great on Filmboards Island for awhile, everyone gets on great and there's lots of fun activities like drunk beach volleyball, drunk lobster feasts and drunk dwarf tossing. Yes, a lot of booze and even Ryan washed up on the island. Lots of entertainment to be had while everyone waits for a rescue that never comes.
You hook up with some other hot poster and you have a baby and life seems great in your tropical paradise. Then your mate dies and a lot of other bad shit happens. A lot of people die. You're one of them. On your deathbed you have to pick who you want to raise your baby. These are your only choices, because everyone else is dead or doesn't want your damn baby.
Who do you pick to raise your baby?
The end isn't near, it's here, faggot.
Rejoice.