The Soapbox : Who's the 'greatest' catfish here?

There's no poll, and not even a definition of greatest. I want you to state the case as to who you think is the 'greatest' catfish, where greatest is however you define it.

PAGG catfished Rocket and had sex with him, which the rest of us can only dream about. You can't top that.

You write as though you think I'm trying to learn how to be a catfish. When you reach my age, you learn to be comfortable in your African American, economist's skin. I have no need for catfishing.