Politics : Just had a text from the NHS

Just had a text from the NHS

It says carry on wearing masks and maintaining social distancing and don't reply to the text.

So since I can't reply fuck you Boris, you are not only a lying fat bastard, but stupid with it, does anyone have any ideas as to who else I can vote for? I am pretty easy on the matter provided the chap or chapess is pro Brexit and anti compulsory snot rags