The Soapbox : Sniff My Ass!

Personally, the armpits are ever so much more aromatic!
Ahhhhhhhhhh……. Taco Bell!!!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

😅

Taco Smell.

🙂👍
Now this is what I call STIMULATING CONVERSATION!!!

OK… STINKY CONVERSATION???

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Stinky like Donna

I'm away from the board for ONE day and come back to find Margo's turned into Wildman. Is the apocalypse upon us at last?

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Hark! Harold the angel sings.

This seems to be what the people want!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Blocked

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I'll get my cat to sniff it for me.
I control her, telepathically.

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Good call, Jamall.

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Cute!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

ahhhhh, CHEEKY!
I mean Nettie!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

It is!!!
Our Charlie often latches onto our asses when we least expect it!
I can be washing dishes and OUCH! He decides that it might be fun to hang from my ass!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

That left marks!

We won't discuss my ASS!!!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Is that compulsory?

For some, it is… consult the action above…

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Why should cats have all the fun?

WORKS FOR ME!!!!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Ummmmm… who are you and what have you done with Margo?

She grabbed my ass! Metaphorically speaking, of course.

What the hell is that a metaphor for?

I guess I was talking outta my ass.

I have suddenly discovered what is expected here.

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Ahh.

A time-honored filmboards tradition. Carry on, then!

There ya go! I am finally catching on…

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

welcome to the dark side miss margo

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Smells like Ass in here

welcome to the dark side miss margo

I have known this from the moment I joined…

I'm just dumb enough to think that things may improve.

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

*inserts my nose firmly between your butt cheeks and sniffs violently*

BLOCKED!

Just like the nose I just farted into…

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

no. if you were truly dumb you would think you could create your own board that would be a perfect Algonquin round table.

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Smells like Ass in here

*inserts my nose firmly between your butt cheeks and sniffs violently*

Once Again….

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

WtF?

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

You guys are just now catching on?

This place is a cesspit and this is probably the worst it's ever been.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

All the “gold star” posters will hold it together .

Gold star? It's "tier", you brainless maggot. No one here gets stars. This isn't kindergarten. This is a corporate entity inhabited by grown men and women, operated by shapeless, formless beings. This is the real world, not some fantasy land where we learn about sunshine and rainbows.

Posters are divided into tiers, Kirk. Jesus Christ, get it fucking right, you scum. 🙄


And no they won't. I can't trust the Gold Tier Posters to sniff their own asses let alone hold together a fragile community teetering on the edge of annihilation. I only ranked them as Gold Tier to placate them. Those people in the highest of tiers are mentally unstable beings in constant need of recognition. If I neglected to rank any of them as high as I did then this forum would see a shit storm unlike any other before. Of course, maybe I should've done that since the entire goal of that thread was to create drama.

Damn it, Kirk.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

💦💦💦

That's true, and I realize that you're calling attention to the stupidity, but I don't think that will have any effect on the offending knuckleheads.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

I'm simply going by the old adage, If You can't beat em, might as well join em.

Please God! Oh PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
I honestly didn't mean that!!! 😩

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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