The Watercooler : Dark confessions

I haven’t washed my bed sheets for 2 months because of my surgery and due to general laziness with respect to bed sheets.

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

It's impossible to fold a fitted sheet.

^this

Jill Cooper did it lol

"One of the biggest challenges you're gonna face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet"

I know those steps wouldn't work for me. I'd just end up giving up and crumpling the sheet.

Right LOL I would get mad and throw it in the closet or something hahaha

Yeah, pretty much every time I've tried to fold one, I give up halfway through, say, "Ah, screw it" and crumple it up.

God I would hate to what it looks like with a black light

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Oh yesss…Boo 💦💦💦

I washed it today, bitch.

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Vlad did nothing wrong.

I once killed a boy with a fender guitar. I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Stratocaster. But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel.

The guitar bled for about a week afterwards. And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys.

The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red

The guitar bled for about a week afterwards. But it rung out beautifully…

And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before

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Alba gu bràth

I haven't washed my 1/2 Down, 1/2 Synthetic Comforter in the 3 years I've owned it because the directions say to wash inside industrial size washer and dryer which I don't have. I need to take it to the laundromat to get it done soon.

I secretly hope COVID mutates and wipes out 90% of the planet. I think it would be cool to live like Mel Gibson variant Mad Max and spend my weekends partying at the Thunder Dome with Tina Turner and the two ******* who ride the motorcycle.

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

I peep into windows.

my friend has some neurological issues which dont manifest themselves (too) physically like shaking and stumbling and stuff. but when we fly, i go and talk to the desk staff and really play up her "disability" so we always get boarded first even though our cheapest seats put us back of the airbus for last on. and, yes, i tell her to "work" the part and stay in character at least until seated.

It was me all along. I let the dogs out.