I'm Leaving Board : Poll: I don’t enjoy posting here much anymore.

Can’t exactly put my finger on why, though. I just… I just can’t help but feel like watching paint dry is a better way to entertain myself. The only reason I’m here now is because I just got done staring at a freshly painted wall for most of the day.

So now I’m left with a few options here. I could log off forever, I could make a thread that’s actually about something interesting, or I could kill gameboy. All three are things I’m very keen on doing right now. But I’m going to leave it up to you guys to decide what it is I should do.

So here’s an obligatory poll!!!

Kill Gameboy

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Make a thread that promotes film, sports, tv, music, or literary discussion

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Log off of this forum forever

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Kill Gameboy

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Other

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Sorry kinda new here. Why do you wanna kill gameboy?

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Most Handsome

Please refrain from asking unnecessary questions. This thread only has three more posts to go before self-destruction.

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I live. I die. I live again.

Think of it as Shakespeare's tragic love story.

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If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Ok
🤮🤮🤮

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Most Handsome

You missing Donna that much, huh?

i'll translate:

"i miss Monica so fucking much.. i just… i just can’t help but feel like watching paint dry is a better way to get over that stabbing feeling than having to come here and seeing her post and thinking of how i fucked this up. the only reason i’m here now is because i just got done staring at a freshly painted wall for most of the day. i also miss Monica terribly and the times she was still into me and she and i had that special thing going on that couldve been so big and wonderful now. but i fucked it up royally. please, help me!"

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the sound of your racing heart

Oh, shit!

*tries to escape exploding thread*

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If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

🍿

That doesn’t even make sense.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Agreed. It's a shithole without any hope of redemption, but that's no reason to take your own life.

I'm sure you have plenty of legit reasons you could take your own life. Find one of them and don't blame filmboards for your misery. People will tell you to hang in there and things will get better for you, but those people are wrong. Do what you must, and do it quickly.

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