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Henry Cavill
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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I'd take Henry and American Psycho.
I think people were just talking about Harry Styles here, so I'll post this one:
I think people were just talking about Harry Styles here, so I'll post this one:
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Love HarryIf we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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I wonder if there's a Jared Kushner vibrator. Or Tucker Carlson.
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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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I heard this one only goes One direction, though.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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I found out about these from Pete Davidson:
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Uhhhhgh I would buy the Trump one and leave it on my dresser just the scare the shit out of my Mom when she visits.
“Dear, what the hell is this?”
Actually, how much is the Henry Cavill for research purposes?
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
“Dear, what the hell is this?”
Actually, how much is the Henry Cavill for research purposes?
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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When my mom finds it I’ll just claim it’s a Henry Cavill door stop or Paper weight.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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I decided to buy two and chain them together to tell her they’re Henry Cavill nunchucks.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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Other uses for two Henry vibrators:
Rabbit ears
Drumsticks
Sword fights
Earplugs
Rabbit ears
Drumsticks
Sword fights
Earplugs
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On the box: scaled to actual size!🤪
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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I wonder if the same is true for Kamela Harris’ vibrator.
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I wonder if anyone ever bought the Ted Bundy one.
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Drools*
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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Whore!
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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You are indeed oh wonderous one of Babylon.
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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Well, to be fair, you are quite lovely.
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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"Mirror, mirror. Who is the sluttiest of them all?"
"There is another who is sluttier than you are. She shall be your downfall, her beauty will outshine you, and she will destroy your reign as the great Whore of Slutty Kingdom."
"Shit!"
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
"There is another who is sluttier than you are. She shall be your downfall, her beauty will outshine you, and she will destroy your reign as the great Whore of Slutty Kingdom."
"Shit!"
If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.
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I’d be really concerned by anyone who buys the Ted Bundy one 
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Didn't he have fan clubs?
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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I am not sure, but Charles Manson has one and I suppose if he does, any sociopath can. Ugh… what is with these people. Hope the FBI monitors them lol
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Me too! And there's even fake blood on that one!
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Ted Bundy had a very prominent and unhinged female fan club.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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Easy. Patrick.
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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Dammit.
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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*hangs head in shame* 
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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I'm assuming the Kamala Harris vibrator is super noisy and irritating.
Yes, this is really me.
Yes, this is really me.
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lol
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
"When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear"–Thomas Sowell
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That one talks while you use it. She says, "I'm speaking, I'm speaking, I'M SPEAKING!!! Ahhhh."
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Donald Trump vibrator only lasts for one or two minutes every time you use it.
Yes, this is really me.
Yes, this is really me.
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But it’s the biggest one I’ve seen. Real big. Yuge even.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
Which ones would you buy? (NSFW)