Wesley Snipes : make another film like "One night stand"

make another film like "One night stand"

it was a great film, his best. Yes he is good at action but he is real actor too.

My girlfriend favourite scene is where the girl (Nastassja Kinski) he is having the affair with faints in the kitchen as its all come too much.

Mine is the beginning where is enthralled by Nastassja Kinski, and has to cover this up.

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How cool would it be to make a movie called "One night stand", which is about 1 (not 2) night stand (the thing next to your bed). If we have said movie directed by Uwe Boll and have justing long as the main character it's the flop of the century.

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LOL

So we film a tree being cut down then turned into this furniture and what it experiences.
We see various things put on it and how that changes and we hear sounds of alarms, or couples having sex, snoring etc.
It goes from one person's house to another via garage sale or thrift store.

Yeah, that could be a real winner and make it onto your terrible movie list!

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Well, this now sounds somewhat philosophical. ☺

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It will be really fascinating to see the various items the different owners put in the drawer.

This being Murica of course one of the obvious objects has to be a gun.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Sorry, don't have a gun licence (though would like to have).
Will put my little crossbow in.

Hey, you're just starting the 'suitcase game'…here the drawer game. ☺
Probably you know it.
Online it doesn't make sense but nice to play e.g. in the car.
It's a memory game…in the round everybody puts one item in and the next has to mention/remember all the items before.
Who misses one is out and won't get the winner-candy.

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You absolutely got the idea. I would also like a scene where we see all the dirty magazines that were hidden in there over the years, you know, to get in the mood.

I would soooo love to see the faces of all those people going to the cinema thinking: "One Night Stand, hmmmm, must be a romantic comedy, that's just what my partner and I would love to see tonight, shut up and take my money!".

A similar-ish thing happened to some friends of mine a while ago:

I was on holiday and a good friend and his missus would be watering the plants while I was away. During on of their visits they noticed in my DVD collection (none of them had covers as all were downloaded, so just in their plain black case with a title on a piece of paper) a DVD called "One Night in Paris". They too assumed "Ah, nice, a romantic comedy, probably something with Owen Wilson [yuk!], should be fun!" so they took the DVD home, got the beer and popcorn ready and then started their romantic comedy "One Night in Paris"….

It was of course Paris Hilton's porn DVD.

😆😂😁

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What a funny story, bro!

So how should our One Night Stand movie end?
Get cut up and end up getting burned in a fire place or perhaps we show it at the next garage sale all beat up to hell to set it up for a sequel?

One Night Stand: Refurbished

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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A possible ending could be that the main male protagonist meets a slag in a local bar, takes her home for a one night stand, in the bedroom they get kinky and he ends up doing her on the one night stand which can't take all the physical abuse and collapses under the weight and violence of the mad love making.

The one one night stand bumps her head and is knocked unconscious, the other one night stand lies shattered on the floor. The protagonist finishes himself off and puts the slag with the remains of the one night stand at the curbside.

The next morning before garbage collection a kid from the neighbourhood finds both the remains of the one night stand and the still unconsciouss one night stand and takes both home.

Ominous music plays.

Fade to black.

The end.

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If we go with your ending we should have the male look right at the camera and say, "Well, she said 'Yes,' before," then continues banging her till he is done.
That way we won't get any criticism from the feminists who dragged their boyfriends and husbands to what they thought was another RomCom chick flick.

We should get busy and write this.

Better than a lot of crap they are putting out now.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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I'm not one to blow my own trumpet (although I could when I was younger) but I dare say we've got an Oscar winner here (Best Story, possibly more).

It would be cool indeed if the male protagonist, faced with the drama of a broken night stand and an unconscious one night stand breaks the fourth wall and says something like "It's not rape if they don't say no, and she said yes before" and shows some real determination and keeps doing her on the floor while she is lying in pieces of the broken night stand until he blows his load. Women always appreciate a real goal getter. Mucho macho! They like bad boys!

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Exactly bro!

And we will use your story, exactly how it happened, of your mates finding your copy of, "One Night in Paris (Or perhaps change the name to, "One Night in April" and film a different girl) in the night stand drawer.

We will also go with the idea of porn mags and dvds, along with condoms and dildos in there through the years of various owners.

My god this will be such a hit!

Should we also have it be sentient?
Like have a voiceover to show it thinking things?

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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I already imagine a sequel: One Night Stand in Paris!

The trailer starts with a low pitched male voice "ONE MAN……. ONE CITY….. ONE NIGHT STAND….. CAN YOU HANDLE THE BRUTAL TRUTH? COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU"

Short flashbacks of our night stand through the ages, from when it was made by a carpenter some 2 millenia ago in the Middle East and its travels around the world and the horrors and joys it had seen before being bought at a garage sale in a Parisian suburb by our protagonist.

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Love your ideas.

So it travels around the world?
Do we have the budget for this?
I can chip in at least $5.
What do you got?

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Yes, it's a well travelled night stand. I'm not chipping in any money but I'll play the protagonist for free (and I get to chose the actress who will play the slag and whom I'll be banging senseless).

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Where you will probably flub the line about it not being rape on purpose to prolong banging her as much as you can.

"Scene 69. Take 305."

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You might just be my soulmate, we seem to think alike. Congratulations on having a great mind!

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Since you liked seeing her, we will get Rosario Dawson for you.
ATM optional.

As long as I can get the sloppy and floppy seconds or we take turns by tag teaming her.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Though I wouldn't say no to Rosario my pick for the slag will be someone else. Might do Rosario in another scene. Maybe as a rebound or something.

I am fine with you getting seconds, you might even get a nice creampie that way!

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GrumpyBastard said... Though I wouldn't say no to Rosario my pick for the slag will be someone else. Might do Rosario in another scene. Maybe as a rebound or something.

I am fine with you getting seconds, you might even get a nice creampie that way!
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I love you guys' movie ideas!

We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

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GrumpyBastard said... Though I wouldn't say no to Rosario my pick for the slag will be someone else. Might do Rosario in another scene. Maybe as a rebound or something.

I am fine with you getting seconds, you might even get a nice creampie that way!
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Do you know that one user here who is trying to pitch an idea for a fanmade Land Before Time movie?

We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

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Sk8tergirl said... Do you know that one user here who is trying to pitch an idea for a fanmade Land Before Time movie?
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No I don't but I just looked up Land Before Time and it's Spielberg/Lucas about dinosaurs and ****. Though there's lots of nudity going on with them dinos there's no shagging involved. I would rather pitch an idea for a fanmade Deep Throat, much more interesting, much more character development, much more family oriented too because let's be honest: them dinos is nothing but violence with t-rexes tearing other dinos to pieces whereas Deep Throat is about the fine art of tender love making.

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You're kidding, right?
Justin Jake Long in a cover of "One night stand" directed by Uwe Boll??!!
Ok, you ARE kidding –> "flop of the century" ☻

Loved the movie with Wesley Snipes and Nastassja Kinski.
Anyhow like both actors and for both of them one of their best. ♥

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No, I'm talking about a night stand, 1 of them to be precise: one night stand.
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