The Soapbox : hey croft

What are your hopes and dreams and aspirations in life

I will be shocked if he doesn't reply with "fuck you." 😂

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

You came very close, Anna. Here was his reply:

Why should you care 🙄

We both knew that he was going to roll his eyes.

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“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

lol

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

Why should you care 🙄

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

I’m drafting your appreciation thread as we speak!

Go away

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

She wants to date you.

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I'm cumming.

Croft is the best poster here. He always makes me laugh, and he posts stuff about archaeology from time to time. The losers here keep doxxing him and bullying him about the country he lives in. I couldn't give less of a fuck about a non-issue such as where someone was born, or the color of their skin, you MINOS trash.

You're just picking on him because you're a miserable person like all the others, including DeliciousFeces, Gameboy, Patrick, Anna, MissMargo, Dazed, Movieman… Why don't you pick on somebody who scares you enough to make you rage-delete all your posts and run away?

Don't have another panic attack about forums now.

Why should you care 🙄

Can you at least pretend to give a fuck about something other than Tomb Raider for once in your life? You should have some aspirations in your life.

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“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

Have I asked you any questions?

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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

He wants to be Ebenezer Scrooge but dressed as 90s Madonna

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I don’t like myself, you know. I love myself, of course. I'm devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don't like myself.

No, 80's Madonna:

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🐵 I'm the only mammal who doesn't wear pants. Or something.🌴

He's partial to the cone bra though.

Good points.

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🐵 I'm the only mammal who doesn't wear pants. Or something.🌴

I’m tempted to photoshop his head on blonde ambition tour Madonna lol

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I don’t like myself, you know. I love myself, of course. I'm devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don't like myself.

bland ambition

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🐵 I'm the only mammal who doesn't wear pants. Or something.🌴

I'm more curious as to why he has Lara's pics saved.

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Every time a thread gets bumped with wings
A bookshop's cashier's register rings!

He asked you to go away. 🙄

Go away

Leave him alone and play some harp. 🙄

Leave him alone you harpy.

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I'm cumming.

👻

How is that any of your fcking business you big nozed nosey ass bitch!

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👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

Do you have a cute little pug nose?

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

He is epic and has achieved enough in this life.