Sex and Dating : Masturbation is the greatest

There's nothing on Earth that relaxes you more.

You can use your imagination and have sex with anyone you want.

When you want.

When you feel like it.

If I need to sleep early all I have to do is masturbate just once and I must sleep within 2 minutes.

100% safe.

No annoying women who won't leave your house after the sex is over.

Most wonderful way to start your morning. It enhances the mood and lowers blood pressure, gives you happiness.

It doesn't interfere with your life. You jack off and then after a couple minutes you proceed with whatever you were doing but only in a better way and in a better frame of mind especially.

Good exercise too.

Best thing to do when you're angry or upset about something. Problem solved instantly.

Can't get a bitch pregnant

Don't have to pay child support for all these women who sit on their fat butts who pretends they want equality when all they want is a check every single month of their life for the rest of their life.

Porn is free. And they have everything you want. You can customize the whore that best fits you.

Porn is not good for you. While I typically don’t care for bro science, porn is addictive and can rewire your head in a very bad way. Not to mention his the actresses are mistreated.

Otherwise, agreed.

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I'm cumming.

He probably should just stay single and watch porn. One less jerk women gotta deal with. Leave him alone. I hate his ass anyway. Let the porn fuck up his brain as long as he stops messing with me.

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https://youtu.be/iPUwtyZglQI

https://youtu.be/QRTNm6GLJYI

Ugly retarded virgin

How are they mistreated

It doesn't rewire anything. it sounds like you're just repeating something you heard on the internet.

Masturbation feels good because it releases dopamine, same as exercise and sex. Same as nicotine and coke. Sex addiction is a real thing. I’m repeating psych doctors.

So sorry. Stop chronically masturbating. It’s bad for you.

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I'm cumming.

exactly it's so relaxing, oh my gosh. just drift away from your thoughts and worries. it's hard to stress or worry when you are masturbating. it's also extremely addicting.

it feels like a drug. you are in a fantasy land while masturbating. it's almost like an out of body experience.

yeah, it doesn't matter if the person is clothed or not you can make them naked while masturbating, the whole time you are either seeing them nude in a porn video or imagining them nude through their clothes and also imagining having sex with them.

also while watching a porn video and you are a man you are the man having sex with the girl. you take on his body and being.

i have thought it's even better than sex because you have more control.

and to think that there are a lot of women, religious women who think it's a horrible thing to do because they say, "it defeats the purpose of having a woman for a man, why are we here then?"

haha you sound like the guy who was on the maury povich show a few years ago who said, women are only good for one thing sex. and then after that you only want to get rid of them. lol. the guy is right. girls and women are horrible people.

don't forget you can't get a girl pregnant by masturbating so no annoying baby that you have to raise.

but it also gets your heart racing and can be hard on your heart if you masturbate for many, many hours at a time.

yeah, they should allow all office workers to masturbate in between their shifts. people would be a lot more productive at work if they allowed an hour of masturbation for everyone halfway thorough their day.

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lukejbarnett

Post of the year

from me? really? did you really like it that much? i was as thoughtful/inclusive as i could be.

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lukejbarnett

Yes seriously. I'd love to read a follow-up

I think what got his imagination going was that part about hour long break for an office orgy.

@fakenimda

How is she able to do that. I got banned for posting porn.

u like that gif, naughty girl?

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i masturbate loud as hell and if u don't like that then go to a different olive garden

I didnt look at it.

Crybaby. You're so jealous of them.

🙄I love how people attach imaginary emotions for me.

oh my. thats so hot

Would be hotter if she had boobs, which she hardly has..

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

she has still more than i do, so thank u very much

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i masturbate loud as hell and if u don't like that then go to a different olive garden

She had really small ones

oh i was just getting aroused from looking at one of her tits. she has beautiful boobs. i never understood why men have a problem with small tits ever since i started liking small tits. about 15 years ago i started liking small tits even tiny, or non existent tits.

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lukejbarnett

It's not that I "don't like" small tits, I simply prefer big ones. Not too excessively big, but, you know, with a good size. Like C or D cups are usually perfect (even though I personally can't understand the logic with bra sizes).

I've slept with women with small breasts and I enjoyed it as well (sex is sex afterall). But, I prefer when I have a good grip on boobs and that they are big enough to not fit into my hands. 😅

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

me too. it goes, small tits are better than tiny tits, medium tits are better than small tits, big tits are better than medium tits, and huge tits are better than big tits.

by the way you can never have too big of tits. it's impossible. just like how you can never have too big of an ass. the bigger an ass the better.

line from weird science: "bigger than a handful risks spraining your thumb." one of the best lines in movie or life history.

what is too excessively big? and what problem do you have with the logic of bra sizes?

you talking about having sex with a girl made me sad. i haven't gotten laid in so many years and i've still never had a girlfriend.

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lukejbarnett

just like how you can never have too big of an ass. the bigger an ass the better.

Hell yeah, brother. Totally with you on that one too. A big ass on a woman is a blessing, a gift from God to us.

and what problem do you have with the logic of bra sizes?

Because, I will use two of my exes as an example: both had pretty much the same size of tits (at least, it seemed so visually). But, for some reason, one wore size D while the other size B. 😕🤔

i haven't gotten laid in so many years and i've still never had a girlfriend.

Listen, I don't really like giving that advice, but escorts can be a good option sometimes. They can be very hot and know how to ride a cock.

Hell, I don't like sharing this information about me, but I myself banged a few. I had some desperate times after a harsh break up following a long term relationship. I came to a point where I simply forgot how to approach a woman lol. As silly as it may sound, it helped me. Not only to get laid by myself later, but eventually find a new amazing girlfriend. 😋

So, take it as you wish, but it can actually be a solution despite what people tend to say/think.

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

Hell yeah, brother. Totally with you on that one too. A big ass on a woman is a blessing, a gift from God to us.

exactly, i can never understand how girls are always thinking their asses need to be small or flat. like fuck? we want the exact opposite of flat and small most guys do anyway. we want curves, nice, round, thick asses with shapes.

give me a big, phat, plump, juicy, delicious woman's ass any day of the week and i'll take it over a small, prepubescent, formless ass every time.

that's what i was referring to when i said i haven't gotten laid in so many years.

escorts are the most important people in the world. more important than teachers, doctors, lawyers, and cops even. they provide the most essential job in the world. they get nerds laid who wouldn't be able to otherwise. having sex with a girl should be given to all guys automatically, without a struggle from a guy.

it shouldn't be hard, it shouldn't be years of frustration and built up hatred towards every attractive girl who the guy sees because the doesn't respect attractive girls because they never give him a chance at a relationship. it shouldn't be this impossible thing. i lost hope a few years ago on getting a girlfriend after trying for 20 years and 15 years ardently.

i can't understand why escorts are ding something that is illegal in america. but yet smoking marijuana is legal now? marijuana does damage to your brain, it's been proven but sex with an escort never does any damage to you, and it hurts no one, not the escort and not the john.

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lukejbarnett

There is so much wrong with a lot of what you wrote. You are coming off as a major creeper.

escorts are the most important people in the world. more important than teachers, doctors, lawyers, and cops even. they provide the most essential job in the world. they get nerds laid who wouldn't be able to otherwise. having sex with a girl should be given to all guys automatically, without a struggle from a guy.

It should be given to you automatically? Mofo wth do you think you are? No wonder you are alone.

it shouldn't be hard, it shouldn't be years of frustration and built up hatred towards every attractive girl who the guy sees because the doesn't respect attractive girls because they never give him a chance at a relationship. it shouldn't be this impossible thing. i lost hope a few years ago on getting a girlfriend after trying for 20 years and 15 years ardently.

You are one of those fuckers who is going to end up raping someone if you haven't already because you think women owe you something.

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

👍 All his posts read exactly the same.

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"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." Morticia Addams

and when anyone calls him on the way he speaks about women all he can say is fuck you.

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

when anyone calls him on the way he speaks about women all he can say is fuck you.

Lara "Frustrated pussy" Croft does the exact same thing.

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

Ah no, sorry, in his case it's "fuck off"… 🙄 Still, the point is that I don't see you people giving him shit for that, even though he spends all his times complaining, saying hostile shit and be an abysmal asshole…

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

People do. But in this thread we are talking about the alarming things said about women.

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

There is nothing wrong with what youve written except for the escort part. Losers resort to paying escorts for sex.

Anna is a stupid woman and her spirit animal is the great white gorilla.

You are an idiot who thinks its ok obviously. You can just shut your fat face now.

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

I'd honestly rather pay for an escort than have anything to do with a crazy bitch like you.

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

I would rather go without sex until age 65 than have sex with you = a virgin promoting drug addiction.

Now there's something you don't see every day.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

No annoying women who won't leave your house after the sex is over.

I don't think that YOU need to worry about it.

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"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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You don't understand this cut from Hair? Listen to it, and then you will understand how it pertains to this thread.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

You don't understand this cut from the musical Hair? Listen to it, and then you will understand how it pertains to this thread.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

Ok

Fuck yes

Yes

The only people who think masturbation is the greatest are virgins or guys who bat like .098 with women and have a high strikeout rate with them.

Sex is the best. Fuck yes.

you finally said something sensible 😂

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“Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.”

You not make masturbation fun. 🙄

especially to donna

I haven't taught her yet.