Doesn't your mom ever get tired of your shenanigans? Whatever happened to your dream of becoming a fake professor, like bentley?
I never had any dreams of being a fake professor.
Well, I don't think she loves all of them, Ty. And you know exactly what that means.
I knew it. You knew it. Your father knew it. And deep down, probably not even that deep really, your mom knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself wasting all that time and money in college only to drop out with one semester left and become a bank teller. The Google car was right about you the whole time.
You gay right?