Steve Guttenberg : Does anyone think he wrtote the mini-biography on the IMDB page himself

Does anyone think he wrtote the mini-biography on the IMDB page himself

Does anyone think he wrtote the mini-biography on the IMDB page himself?

It is so backslapping and praising, it's ridiculous!!!!!

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So true!!! I love the bit about how he 'effortlessly' changed direction in his career and how he's dedicated to homeless people etc. a-hee hee!

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It does deliver the praise pretty thick. Maybe a stalker or something? Nah, I wrote it.... at the request of steve guttenberg! No it was probably from his manager or something.

There is no way just some anonymous fan would know that much about his career.

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Yes, most likely his representation or management, but who cares? In Hollywood, its all about looking good-- and really, the guy really was in a lot of hot movies in the 80's and early 90's, so there's no fault in that. Between Guttenberg and Paris Hilton, I'd see anything he's in ten times over vs. that "star". At least he's got talent.

And besides, he started a charity... what did you do?

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I almost lost my lunch reading that self-serving nonsense.

If he has such a fabulous career how come he had no acting jobs for a 5 year stretch (1990 to 1995) amd a 4 year stretch (1998 to 2002)? That's NO work for 9 out of 12 years, even in bit parts. After 2002,any roles he got are pathetic.

Bottom line SG's career ended 15 years ago, but he doesn't know it yet.

I would be sympathetic to a man who tried, succeeded, and then lost if his authorship of his bio didn't insult everyone's intelligence that read it.

SG pretends he still has a career, just as I am pretending my hairline is still intact. Hey Steve..., the career "combover - alla Rudy Guiliani" isn't working.
Despite your bs bio we still can tell you have no career.

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Well... from May 1990 - May 1991 he was in the Broadway production of Prelude To A Kiss. So take that year out as being unemployed.

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He was probably acting on stage. IMDB doesn't keep track of non-film roles.

Just some food for thought,
Peace, Y'all!
Loralee :)

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One other quibble with his bio: it states he "created" the role in "Prelude to a Kiss" (Broadway, Helen Hayes Theatre). But according to the Internet Broadway Database, Steve was not in the original cast. He replaced Timothy Hutton, who "created" the role.

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"He is also an avid surfer and golfer and a passionate devoted dog owner."

Way to go Steve! You take care of a dog!? That's so awesome and sounds hard... good work!

Retard...

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Hahahahahahaha LOL!!!!!
So true!!!
Though Ed Begley Jr isn't better, he even has his own account here and says "thank you" on positive comments :D

PULL THE STRINGS!!!

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yeah either he wrote it or his agent did. ive read many profiles on here of many washed up bad actors but his takes the cake. i never saw a mini biography before that was a not so thinly disguised publicity piece. whats really funny is whoever wrote it acts like hes been signifigant at all since he quit doing police academy. really funny stuff, acting like he's some superstar. i'm bored again think ill look up david graff the guy who played tackleberry.

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It must have been his agent who wrote it, because if _I_ were his agent, I would have that pile of self-steaming excrement pulled in a New York minute.

That's assuming Guttenberg still has enough of a career to even HAVE an agent...

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First of all, who are you people to criticize anything? You're the ones spending all day on imdb. I'm sure Steve Guttenberg is leading a life far more comfortable and fulfilling than anything you people will ever know. Second, IMDB is the first site that executive producers and casting agents go to when they're looking for someone. What do you expect his biography to say? Third, careers in entertainment are very cyclical. John Travolta couldn't get arrested in the late 80's and along came Pulp Fiction. Bottom line, you're all idiots and you should get lives. Now, I'm going to bang my hot girlfriend and cruise around the block in my Bently a few times in order to make up for the time I've wasted adressing your idiotic ramblings.

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Steve? Is that you?

LOL!

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After reading that biography and the last two replies... This is the best day of my life.


GUTTENBURG!!!


--"The principles of surgery are the same above and below the neck."--

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HAHA sure dude! don't forget to tip the vaet a 100 dollar bill. i never knew someone was still so concerned with steve guttenburg. WOW he hosted saturday night live in 1986! only 19 years ago!

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LOL LOL LOL this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever read...sittin up at twenty to 3 in the morning sober and bored and what a laugh this post has been...guttenberg...what a *beep* legend his face is priceless...god i hope he's alright and hasn't taken all this to heart

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Possibly since he has not had the fame or stardom since the eighties, yes I know he has made moves recently. Four in 2004 but I went out for several yrs, with actors and I quickly learned they are their greats fans. thogh there are some exceptions. Brian

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dude he really has pulled some box office...probably more so than alot of high profile actors. Definately more than a chump

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Oh, come on…

If a PR person wrote it: It's their job to write the best copy for their clients. I know, i'm a PR chick myself.

If Steve wrote it: From what I can tell, he appears to be a humble and down-to-earth person. What's the big deal if he talks himself up in an IMDB biography? If Steve did indeed write it, it means he doesn't dwell on commercial failures. And I think that's great!

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theres is no doubt in my mind he wrote it or had someone else write it.... guttenburg = douche... only thing i didnt like about police academy was seeing that douche

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I remember watching a show hosted by a comedian years ago. Father Guido Sarducci busts the host stealing someone else's joke. He goes to confession for it and guess what his punishment was...He has to watch all of Steve Guttenberg's movies. I thought that was just brilliant.

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One thing you losers completely forgot, is that this the IMDB.

WTF, how the hell would you know he was unemployed.

This is an movie database, the guy could have been employed in something completely unrelated to movies/entertainment etc.

Get a life people.

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This is my favourite part by far:
"Fiercely dedicated to improving opportunities for the homeless and for young people, Guttenberg has created Guttenhouse..."

Last film I saw:
The Player 10/10

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They should make a movie about it and call it Guttenhouse Party

www.monkeysmightpuke.com

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Hahahahaha nice one ishotnixon.
Another hilarious Guttenberg-related joke is that in his film PS Your Cat is Dead, the only continuity error is that in one scene, the lead character (played by Guttenhouse), has a FULL BEARD in one shot and then loses it COMPLETELY in the next.
That is sheer Guttenhouse.

Last film I saw:
Superman: The Movie 5/10

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I can see 'Guttenhouse' becoming a phrase to describe screw-ups in Steve's films...

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I brought him in last week - drunk and disorderly. But when I sobered up, he'd gone. Sorry.

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"I almost lost my lunch reading that self-serving nonsense."

Well push your lunch back in again, quick, because your brain needs the energy it provides.

The biography cannot be serious, people. All of you, eat your lunches instead of throwing them up in disgust at some tongue in cheek biog.


"Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."
- Marla

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It's Guttentastic.

www.monkeysmightpuke.com

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If you enjoyed this fine autobiography, may I recommend Stan Collymore's equally amusing and self-serving IMDB tosh. Sadly, it fails to mention his being caught dogging or that he beat up his then-girlfriend Ulrika Johnsson.

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LOL Stan collymore's bio is absolutely sickening, especially being a villa fan. But nothing compares to the Gutt's. My god talk about deluded

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Enjoyed it, too, especially this sentence:

In two decades of stardom in both critical and box office hits, Guttenberg has been the above-the-title star of six films that earned over $100,000,000 in the United States, a feat accomplished by relatively few superstars.

The sad part is that this is probably true.


"Americans are obsessed with God & money, but they're warm-hearted & energetic"

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lol its absolutely true...they had all these facts brought up when he was on the howard stern show not long ago

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Ha, this is the best 10 mins i've ever spent on this site!
Can anyone give me a funnier actor bio on here?

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Ha Ha Ha!!!! "One of America's most versatile, here to stay actors..."
Genius!!! And the dude loves cooking and wine tasting...

Does anyone think he wrote the mini-bio on IMDB himself

As I was reading Guttenberg's bio I was thinking, "Hey, this is pretty impressive."

Then of course I remembered that the bio was about Steve Guttenberg.

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I hate doing things like this, but BUMP.

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I've worked it out Steve didn't write the Bio,
it was written by the "Stone Cutters", as they said on the Simpsons
"Who made Steve Guttenburg a star ...We did"

Co-incidence that since the Stone Cutters have disbanded Steves Carreer has fallen in to oblivion

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i really cant see the problem here even if he did write it so what? i agree some of it is a bit too much but your hardly going to say negative things about tourself are you? of course hes not a great actor sure but ive enjoyed a lot of his films and im sure he has made a lot of money and enjoyed himself

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I can't stop laughing. This is hilarious. Gutten is gay
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