The Soapbox : Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.

A tale of a shit hole site.

Started by two Ohio twins…

Neither one too bright.

The first was a slacker latch key brat…

Who fed off daddy's tit.

The other twin has never been seen.

We're not sure he's legit.

We're not sure he's legit…

🌩️

Then IMDb shit the bed.

The Ohio twins were crushed!

Unless they took some drastic steps…

Their toll dreams would be flushed.

Their toll dreams would be flushed…

The  twins built  themselves a nice website.

And filled it to the brim.

With psychopaths…

And loopy broads…

Butt hurt queens…with no lives…

The tiny chats…

The perverts and introverts…

Here on Nimda's island!

He ruined it himself when he started using voodoo and whatever spells Ben was doing.

Yeah. I don't know how to respond to that 👍

“butt hurt queens… with no lives”

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I'm cumming.

I think everyone got a real life. I'm probably gonna take over soon because mine is basically fucked. Just like that.

*snaps my finger*

That one felt good 😊

Thanks 😊

Another parody masterpiece!

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Too long, not read. 🙄

I guess it would take about a minute and a half if you were to sing it

Lol

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i masturbate loud as hell and if u don't like that then go to a different olive garden

That was alright!

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Don't nobody worry 'bout me😊

THAT SHIT WAS DOPE!

Nah man that shit is WACK!

NOPE!

I'm saying! DOPE, Ami right?

I HOPE HE CAN COPE!

Man you're WACK!

LIKE A MOVIE MAN HEART ATTACK!

Man you're WACK!

DUH!

Oh yeah. I must have smoked too much DOPE 😊

I HOPE IT WAS A ROPE!

That was

This is gonna be a blanket thank you until I can read all the messages.

THANKS ALL😊

I never read a double spaced. 🙄

A man must abide by his principles 👍