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Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.

A tale of a shit hole site.

Started by two Ohio twins…

Neither one too bright.

The first was a slacker latch key brat…

Who fed off daddy's tit.

The other twin has never been seen.

We're not sure he's legit.

We're not sure he's legit…

🌩️

Then IMDb shit the bed.

The Ohio twins were crushed!

Unless they took some drastic steps…

Their toll dreams would be flushed.

Their toll dreams would be flushed…

The  twins built  themselves a nice website.

And filled it to the brim.

With psychopaths…

And loopy broads…

Butt hurt queens…with no lives…

The tiny chats…

The perverts and introverts…

Here on Nimda's island!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

He ruined it himself when he started using voodoo and whatever spells Ben was doing.

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Yeah. I don't know how to respond to that 👍

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

“butt hurt queens… with no lives”

I'm cumming.

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I think everyone got a real life. I'm probably gonna take over soon because mine is basically fucked. Just like that.

*snaps my finger*

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

That one felt good 😊

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Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Thanks 😊

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Another parody masterpiece!

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Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Too long, not read. 🙄

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I guess it would take about a minute and a half if you were to sing it

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Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Lol

i masturbate loud as hell and if u don't like that then go to a different olive garden

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

That was alright!

Don't nobody worry 'bout me😊

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

THAT SHIT WAS DOPE!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Nah man that shit is WACK!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

NOPE!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I'm saying! DOPE, Ami right?

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I HOPE HE CAN COPE!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Man you're WACK!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

LIKE A MOVIE MAN HEART ATTACK!

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Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Man you're WACK!

DUH!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

Oh yeah. I must have smoked too much DOPE 😊

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I HOPE IT WAS A ROPE!

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

That was

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

This is gonna be a blanket thank you until I can read all the messages.

THANKS ALL😊

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

I never read a double spaced. 🙄

Re: Nimda's Island: Part One 🏝️ 🎶BANGER🎶🏝️

A man must abide by his principles 👍
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