The Soapbox : G, Orson alleged earlier that you think I'm ugly.

Care to confirm or deny this allegation?

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

You really want to open this can of worms?

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Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Hell yeah.

I'm a big boy. I can take it.

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

Right, you've proven that many times when you got so mad you made death threats and when you called nimdas dad crying about how unfair it was that nimda was allowing everyone to troll you about your dead gay eye.

Go bleach your hair, faggot. Your roots are showing.

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

Gayest comeback ever!!!!

Go sit in your trailer and cry yourself into an alcoholic slumber every night because you are a worthless one-eyed faggot who has never even had a real friend and chicks find you completely repulsive, convict cocksucker.

Oh yeah, you're already doing that.

Carry on.

chicks find you completely repulsive

I ain't first class but I ain't white trash
I'm wild and a little crazy too
Some girls don't like boys like me
Aww, but some girls do

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

But no girl likes you. Shit you don’t even like you. Why else would someone become an alcoholic?

Sure you guys don't want to go after me about being kidnapped and having my car stolen again?

The fuck are you talking about old lady?

That's more like it, hater

No I’m confused by the weird ass post you just made. Explain it to me.

I don't know what else to say at this point.

You're following me around, harping on what I post to Patrick, about Dane, there was a third one just since I started posting in the last hour. If it's a guy and I post to him or about him, you're there being a jerk. What the hell?

I didn't say nuttin' bad about Dane. I was on your side against loudmouth Steve Flake.

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

I saw the "S" and thought that was you again, not Lake about the Dane on the D-List stuff. I guess I should finally go put lenses in. Yeesh, are Patrick, Orson and I the only ones who siesta/disco nap around here? It's not that weird, people.

She thinks you’re physically repulsive and would rather bathe in the blood of an AIDS victim than sleep with you.

I feel like your Styg or Klam.

That’s you’re you dumb whore.

That’s you’re you dumb whore.

English? MCL confirmed.

She didn't answer the question. That ain't a good sign. If she thought I was decent looking she would've just said so.


Thread backfired. I'm outta here.

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Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds.

What does it feel like being obsessed over a fucking internet skank anyway? Does it feel good mayne? You know what else feels good? Committing suicide. You should try it.

It's true, Itty. Leave me alone, Itty, or there will be serious consequences. Stop texting me, stop calling me, stop trying to contact my sisters. I won't marry you, and no I don't want to come in your secret Tinychat. Your hair looks painted on. When you got your hair painted at the cheapest place you could find in the Hood, what they failed to tell you is that style of paint only works on black men, who are touching up their hairline. You're short and stubby, too. You should take off the glasses and wear a monocle instead while you wear one of your garage sale suits. It would suit you.

And you're a virgin. Come on, Itty. Tell me what sex feels like to you. You can't, can you?