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Do you live with someone who has an extremely odd habit?

My roommate likes to eat cheese; not on bread, not in a sandwich or on crackers necessarily, just cheese slices.
She will eat slices of cheese out of the fridge with the door open and I’ll ask β€œ You don’t wanna put that on bread or something?”

β€œNope”

Just fucking eats cheese slices. Like bitch have you ever heard of string cheese or stringters cheese sticks?

I really need to move out.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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I've done that

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My roommate likes to act like she's my wife. She once brought home this little baby and taught it to call me daddy.

The whole situation makes me uncomfortable. If it wasn't for the fact that she pays for rent while I stay home and play video games all day, I'd kick her and this disgusting little brat the fuck out.

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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Lmao that’s one of my habits.

I like to get my post shower routine set up while the water is running .

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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It only bothers me because she could buy cheese that’s made to be snacked on rather than eat the slices we use to make sandwiches.

I have some weirdo habits too that bother her, but the habits we share are what we bond over.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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I just think it’s weird. If you wanna snack on cheese just buy cheese sticks. The whole point of cheese sticks is so you don’t have to eat the slices.

The slices are sliced for the GODDAMN BREAD!

I sound like George Constanza now.

And my roomie makes fun of me and calls me β€œ Cheese police”

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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I buy sliced cheese and put it in sandwiches but when I don't want a whole sandwich I'll eat some cheese and share some with Evee

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but who wouldn't be annoyed by someone's habit that damages things you use?

"use" instead of "own"

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Please don't post your penis picture.

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Lol some weird bitch standing by the fridge unwrapping a slice of kraft cheese and eating it with the fridge door open is really weird indeed. Funny too I’d just make fun of the weird bitch

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I don't find that odd in the slightest. Cheese is food. She's eating food. You're ridiculing her for doing with cheese what you're supposed to do with cheese: eat it. Any food could be sliced or grated or chopped or whatever. It would still be food and it would still be for eating. Now if you said she uses cheese to wipe her ass, then ok, I'd say that's odd. Cheese isn't meant to be used for wiping the bung hole. But no, she is using the item for what it is intended.

Verdict: not weird.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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How about I wipe my ass with a cheese slice and then feed it to you? Still serves its purpose.

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How about you feed it to me then I barf it down your throat. Then you shit it out and I shove it back up your ass until it comes out of your mouth. Then I slap your face over and over with it. Then I shove it back down your throat til you shit it out again and slap you one last time with it? How about that?

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Did you say you’d shove it up my ass? 😍

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Interesting. So you would visit someone’s house, and eat cheese slices out of the pack in front of the fridge with the door open. I’m genuinely curious.

If that’s true I’d like to see the reaction of people at that house party, if not explain why you wouldn’t and what rules of decorum you’d be breaking.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Is your roommate hot?

My cat comes to me when Im playing music, she thinks that's my way of calling her. if I'm playing drums, she'll meow loudly and run to where I'm at, and jump on one of my drums and lie there. If I'm at the piano, she'll jump up on the keys and lie there. If I'm singing through my mic, she'll lie directly on the wire leaving my with no slack.

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I've done that…what's the big deal? You need to move out because she eats a slice of cheese? Mmmm ok.weirdo.

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πŸ™ƒ I’m not mental I just march to the beat of my own drum.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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I like Aoabai and Chikaboom! That’s considered nutty?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Lol they are not the same person. Not a chance.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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This thread is really stupid.

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No, but it sounds like your roommate lives with a nightmare and I recommend she gtfo asap for her own good.

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Tell your mother to stop leaving the fridge open.

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And they're very cute

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I'm the one with the extremely odd habit.

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